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ShutYourCakeHorn

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Apparently the girl in that video killed herself because of this
@gassers right now.

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gassers

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I was actually gonna post this, but I feel bad for her.

It's a rare occasion I feel bad for roasties, but in her case she felt embarrassed and shamed for her choices.

Sucks she killed herself.

Wouldn't be a big deal, people have short attention spans, it would've been out of everyone's memory in a day or two.

Can't believe I am saying all this.
 
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I think tasers fail like 1/3 of the time either by user error or the clothing the person is wearing doesn't complete the circuit.
That sounds about right judging by the videos I've watched especially when it comes to men. Surprisingly the bean bag shotgun doesn't seem to do much either except piss people off. Pepper spray seems to work really well but they don't use it much anymore going by the videos I watch.
 

quasi101

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That sounds about right judging by the videos I've watched especially when it comes to men. Surprisingly the bean bag shotgun doesn't seem to do much either except piss people off. Pepper spray seems to work really well but they don't use it much anymore going by the videos I watch.
they should have used german shepards and fire hoses...

HAHAHAHOLLEEE SHITTT :image_9253_m:
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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no...this is stupid

"Would you" threads are for women who are "meh"...you don't put an obviously attractive woman in one of these types of threads

"But the point of this thread is that she's attractive BUT CRAZY"

nigga- all women are crazy like that

this thread sucks
you're a fag
hail satan
You not understanding something doesn't make it stupid, you fucking mongoloid.
 
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bantadant

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completely different.

This woman getting herself off at the edge of the ocean is a beautiful thing. It’s natural, it’s feminine, it’s innocent and good.

If she was fat and ugly it would be different of course.

A man jerking off seaside is vulgar and violent.
A man should only jerk off into the Nile river to keep it flowing properly.
 

DMAN

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It's a tough one man. One hand, if The DMAN decided to start busting a nut in the sun, the beach-goers wouldn't like that at all, to be perfectly honest with you. So why should she be allowed to do that? On the other hand, you kinda want to live in a world where girls go to the beach to rub in the sand like a fucking dog. The DMAN likes the concept of "Hey we might see some waterworks at the beach."

Well here's the big caveat that wraps things up nice, in the end... Judge DMAN do declare that she would ONLY see prison time -- IF she was doing it for OnlyFans or any other camgirl bullshit prostitution platform. If she was doing it for real, good old fashioned no phones rubbing the genie overcome with emotion looking at some fella that looks like The DMAN looks... You can't blame her.

But if The DMAN finds out she was recording that shit and posting it For Sale? 1. Where is her media permit? 2. Filming yourself committing public indecency crimes.

VERDICT: Would Not. The woman was stale. The years had caught up to her. She was drinking Budweiser. Her skin was leathery, and she had a very 'been run through by many black men' vibe to her that The DMAN doesn't appreciate. It might be unpopular, but The DMAN doesn't choose his words to cater to you little nothings. And yes, this paragraph is about the woman in the video, and not in fact Auntie Cumia. Even though every statement still applies to him as well.
 
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I was actually gonna post this, but I feel bad for her.

It's a rare occasion I feel bad for roasties, but in her case she felt embarrassed and shamed for her choices.

Sucks she killed herself.

Wouldn't be a big deal, people have short attention spans, it would've been out of everyone's memory in a day or two.

Can't believe I am saying all this.
A thing you did on a radio show over 15 years ago?...wouldn't be a big deal, people have short attention spans, it would've been out of everyone's memory in a day or two.
 
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