Would ya?

[guest]

Megan Forks

Megut Hog

Here’s another winner for all the granny fetishists out there:
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Except that is a man passing off as a woman (and Elon's biological mother. EVERYTHING about this pic is symbolism. The orange bikini is an ode to freemasonry, the hand gesture, the leaves around the genitalia, etc etc.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Yknow at that size, I think I could probably get my whole hands in there; IDK about a fist, but a whole hand isn't out of the realm of possibility.

 

[Harry Powell]

While this is all brave and stunning or whatever, the problem is that something like the Swimsuit Issue is supposed to sell fantasy.

A fat chick with a pretty face is not fantasy. It’s mundane reality. You can go on any dating app or whatever and probably find a fat chick with a cute face right away.

So then why the FAWK would I pay for it in a magazine?

 

[Imager]

While this is all brave and stunning or whatever, the problem is that something like the Swimsuit Issue is supposed to sell fantasy.

A fat chick with a pretty face is not fantasy. It’s mundane reality. You can go on any dating app or whatever and probably find a fat chick with a cute face right away.

So then why the FAWK would I pay for it in a magazine?

Because the point of the magazine now is to

• Convince the unaware that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
• Demotivate those who are aware -- showing them they don't matter

In any case, I can objectively say that I've been with chicks hotter than the cover model of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

If I saw her walking down the beach I would make an ew face, consciously, hoping she notices me but she won't because no one ever does

 

[Conehead Nigger]

Of course. Willingly or unwillingly, the bitch don't have a choice.

 

[johnnynoname]

in fairness whoever put her in that swimsuit did her no favors

yes- she's "rubenesque" but still there are swimsuits that don't accentuate how shitty you're built

Also, maybe she's a nice lady...you ever think of that?
You can talk to her about "Stranglemania 2", and Gerry Duggan's run on "Savage Avengers" and she would totally get it

 

[Cumiace]

2002

2022

 

[Harry Powell]

2002

2022

FAWK I forgot about Kiebler. Musta beat off to her a thousand times. Wonder what she looks like now

 

[Stent]

I expect Jordan Peterson to now give a lecture explaining why teen boys with bolt-on tits are the perfect sexual archetype.

 

[guest]

No. Fat people disgust me.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Put on a shirt you fucking slob!

 

[guest]

This is her aunt, Devon Aoki.
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Nice two face, stupid.

 

[The Arm]

Nice two face, stupid.

Anything that makes fat, willful White womyn jealous and resentful should be encouraged. They must be put in a position where the only way they can get a man is to lose 50 pounds and submit to being obedient housewives and fertile mothers. Until then, they should be treated as what they are: the lowest of scum.