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  • On 01-26-2021, Patrick S Tomlinson submitted a lawsuit, case number 2021CV000500 in Wisconsin. The address listed on the court website is 2316 North Oakland Avenue, Milwaukee, WI 53211 US

    This lawsuit claimed multiple torts. One of which was that a book review quoted as "John Doe 11 posting as 'barfyman362': "Not good...Just not good."

    As stated on page 3 of the complaint. This was brought by Minc Law "NOW COMES the Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson ("Plaintiff") by his atorneys, Axley Brynelson, LLP and Minc Law," Specifically Brinton J Resto.

    The Complaint authored by Brinton J Resto's stated verbatim, "Upon information and belief, Defendants John Does 1-60 ("Defendants") are individuals who anonymously authored and published false and defamatory statements regarding Plaintiff"

    As per Minc Law's website

    • https://www.minclaw.com/wisconsin-defamation-law-state-guide/

    • Opinion refers to statements and communications which are unable to be independently verified as fact or fiction, and relied on by defamation defendants in the United States and Wisconsin.

    • After a performer emailed her customer to complain about her performance being posted and shared online, the customer distributed the performer’s email among its community, along with a notation characterizing it as “overzealous,” “litigious” and “heavy-handed.” The court held that such characterizations merely expressed the author’s opinion about the email and was thus not defamatory.

    • This page has been peer-reviewed, fact-checked, and edited by multiple qualified attorneys and legal professionals to ensure substantive accuracy and coverage. Our publication process is robust, following a 16-step content creation and review process.

    Mr Resto, who does in fact hold a law degree (I’m as shocked as you, but I doubled checked). Decided that statement Not good...Just not good was in fact defamatory per Wisconsin law.

    Yes that’s the very same Brinton J. Resto who joined The Calkins Law Firm in July of 2022.
    https://calkinslawfirm.com/about-us/our-attorneys-staff/brinton-j-resto/

    By dismissing this notice you accept these factual statements.

Would it kill Windows to stop randomly restarting so I lose all my programs?

Vague Erock

Please talk to me
If Linux doesn't do this, that's enough for me to finally change to that nerd ass OS, because I'm so fucking sick of this. They don't even give me a warning anymore, like "your computer needs to restart for updates. Choose a time!" Nope. I just turn it on and everything's gone.

Fuckin thing SUCKS!
 

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
If Linux doesn't do this, that's enough for me to finally change to that nerd ass OS, because I'm so fucking sick of this. They don't even give me a warning anymore, like "your computer needs to restart for updates. Choose a time!" Nope. I just turn it on and everything's gone.

Fuckin thing SUCKS!
Apple for everything computer related. I thought by now everybody knew this?!

Sure, Apple are fucking notorious kikes who squeeze every last Zionist cent they can out of you, but their products last forever and the apps/programs actually fucking work like they are supposed to!

I still have every Apple product I've ever owned to this day and they all still work. My iPhone 4 is bashed to shit. Both front and back is shattered and busted all to hell, half the 3.5" screen is greyed out and that bitch still holds a charge and all the apps and everything still work. iPad mini first Gen still holds a full charge and works great. iPad Pro first Gen the same. They'll be working for years to come I'd imagine.
 
You should get a notification that "Windows has downloaded a new update and will restart outside of working hours."

Then you search for schedule restart in the task bar search box and reschedule it as late as possible, until there is a convenient time when you can restart and update it.
 
With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.

Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.

If this happens to you, do the following:

Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.

It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.

Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!
 

Fuck

Apple for everything computer related. I thought by now everybody knew this?!

Sure, Apple are fucking notorious kikes who squeeze every last Zionist cent they can out of you, but their products last forever and the apps/programs actually fucking work like they are supposed to!

I still have every Apple product I've ever owned to this day and they all still work. My iPhone 4 is bashed to shit. Both front and back is shattered and busted all to hell, half the 3.5" screen is greyed out and that bitch still holds a charge and all the apps and everything still work. iPad mini first Gen still holds a full charge and works great. iPad Pro first Gen the same. They'll be working for years to come I'd imagine.
The hardware lasts forever except when it doesn't, and you can't install shit after a few years due to their terrible updates. Steve Jobs era Apple was great, Gay Tim era is terrible.
 
You should get a notification that "Windows has downloaded a new update and will restart outside of working hours."

Then you search for schedule restart in the task bar search box and reschedule it as late as possible, until there is a convenient time when you can restart and update it.
Or disable updates with a policy editor like shutup10
If Linux doesn't do this, that's enough for me to finally change to that nerd ass OS, because I'm so fucking sick of this. They don't even give me a warning anymore, like "your computer needs to restart for updates. Choose a time!" Nope. I just turn it on and everything's gone.

Fuckin thing SUCKS!
Are you using w11?
 

DanMullenButNormal

No. 1 sissy poster
You should get a notification that "Windows has downloaded a new update and will restart outside of working hours."

Then you search for schedule restart in the task bar search box and reschedule it as late as possible, until there is a convenient time when you can restart and update it.
in theory, but in reality they only give you like 15 minutes to click postpone or its gonna to restart it for you
 

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
The hardware lasts forever except when it doesn't, and you can't install shit after a few years due to their terrible updates. Steve Jobs era Apple was great, Gay Tim era is terrible.
Apple updates still beats the shit out of faggot ass Android where your phone is only good for updates for 3 years and then you're shit out of luck.

My 1st Gen iPad mini was supposedly outdated and not able to get any more updates and yet, for well over a year it still accepted new updates. Again, with Android you're lucky you get maybe 3 years of security and interface updates and you get no protection anymore without spending another $700-800. Also, Apple is far less susceptible to viruses, etc. Apple has always been and will always be the better product all around.
 

DanMullenButNormal

No. 1 sissy poster
Apple updates still beats the shit out of faggot ass Android where your phone is only good for updates for 3 years and then you're shit out of luck.

My 1st Gen iPad mini was supposedly outdated and not able to get any more updates and yet, for well over a year it still accepted new updates. Again, with Android you're lucky you get maybe 3 years of security and interface updates and you get no protection anymore without spending another $700-800. Also, Apple is far less susceptible to viruses, etc. Apple has always been and will always be the better product all around.
The cheapest Samsung phones get 4 years of updates now, and it costs like 250. It's like 300 to replace an iphone screen, must be nice to have$$$$
 
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