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Worst WackPacker on any show

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
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As mentioned here Double A aka Awesome Angelo was involved in underage girls. The day he was arrested it was mentioned to everyone on staff to remove him from 'best of' tapes, never mention him on air, and not to put any calls through that wanted to mention him. He literally just vanished from Stern overnight with no explanation despite being a massive part of the show. But one time a caller got through who said that she saw Double A at some event and Robin blurted out "why don't we have him on the show anymore?" to which Stern and Gary acted all flummoxed and just brushed her question off and moved on with the show.

Double A had brought this girl to the show named Haydn Porter who became the youngest Playboy model when she posed nude on her 18th birthday. The problem was that this dope mentioned on air how he had known her for "months", and was preparing her for her big Playboy spread, yet she had just turned 18. He also said he had banged her, and she would send him nudes of her fingering herself, and that he had shared the nudes with the entire Stern staff. Artie said something like "how old was she in the photos?" and it was obvious when AA didn't answer that he was doing the math in his head and realizing the mistake.

Someone got the police involved. Maybe Awesome Angelo's family, Haydn Porter, a Stern staffer, a random listener even. And next thing you know this guy is up on charges. Three charges related to child pornography. Apparently he was part of a filesharing group Uncle Paul style. Where they would trade nudes of underage girls in AOL chat rooms.

High Pitch Erik called in bomb threats which is one of the funniest Wackpacker bits of all time.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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Big A for me. I didn't mind twitchels.
That Cowardly Lion impression was just creepy. When he came out on Artie’s podcast he asked anyone listening if they wanted to date him. Going out on a limb and assuming Artie didn’t have many gay listeners at that point.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
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Living with Artie while you have a wife and young child in Ohio(?) is really weird. He was the producer for the DirecTV show so maybe he just needed a job that badly.
Artie goofing on Dan on the artie quitter podcast was some of the most laugh out loud funny shit ever. Dan was weird as fuck. Didn't he leak a bunch of shit about artie to the press too?
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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Artie goofing on Dan on the artie quitter podcast was some of the most laugh out loud funny shit ever. Dan was weird as fuck. Didn't he leak a bunch of shit about artie to the press too?
Agreed on the first part. I really enjoyed that podcast but I’m not sure about the second part.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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Steve Landesberg was the worst wackpacker on Barney Miller by a long shot. I stuck his hand to a table with a knife once because he was cheating at five finger filet.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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The worst wack packer for stern was some redneck that won a “be our next wack packer” contest that never called in again after winning. He won like 5 grand and had some speech impediment and they never did anything with him or mentioned him again.
 

Single Action Army

We ain't goon hooligans we Maloonigans
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Do the interns count? They should.

Blind Stevie sucked. He was always annoying as hell, but the second I started feeling almost bad for him, he repeatedly threw his mom under the bus in jubilation that they were laughing at someone other than him. Scum.
 

diabeetus

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As mentioned here Double A aka Awesome Angelo was involved in underage girls. The day he was arrested it was mentioned to everyone on staff to remove him from 'best of' tapes, never mention him on air, and not to put any calls through that wanted to mention him. He literally just vanished from Stern overnight with no explanation despite being a massive part of the show. But one time a caller got through who said that she saw Double A at some event and Robin blurted out "why don't we have him on the show anymore?" to which Stern and Gary acted all flummoxed and just brushed her question off and moved on with the show.

Double A had brought this girl to the show named Haydn Porter who became the youngest Playboy model when she posed nude on her 18th birthday. The problem was that this dope mentioned on air how he had known her for "months", and was preparing her for her big Playboy spread, yet she had just turned 18. He also said he had banged her, and she would send him nudes of her fingering herself, and that he had shared the nudes with the entire Stern staff. Artie said something like "how old was she in the photos?" and it was obvious when AA didn't answer that he was doing the math in his head and realizing the mistake.

Someone got the police involved. Maybe Awesome Angelo's family, Haydn Porter, a Stern staffer, a random listener even. And next thing you know this guy is up on charges. Three charges related to child pornography. Apparently he was part of a filesharing group Uncle Paul style. Where they would trade nudes of underage girls in AOL chat rooms.

High Pitch Erik called in bomb threats which is one of the funniest Wackpacker bits of all time.
This post disputes some of your details but who gives a shit really:

It's interesting lore for old school Stern fans.
 
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