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Worst video game you've ever played?

Uncle Floyd

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I got a free super Nintendo game from my dentist when I was a kid where you were some toothepaste guy that had to escape from food that caused cavities. I think playing it was the first instance of me calling something retarded when I was 7
Something and the Cavity Creeps? I remember seeing it promoted on the backs of comic books back then.
 
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Something and the Cavity Creeps? I remember seeing it promoted on the backs of comic books back then.
No it wasn't even good enough to have some name brand in it, was just some spazzy carrot top looking guy jumping over donuts while holding a toothbrush. Also was impossible to beat the first level. Fuck I hated that game.
 

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I got a free super Nintendo game from my dentist when I was a kid where you were some toothepaste guy that had to escape from food that caused cavities. I think playing it was the first instance of me calling something retarded when I was 7
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Played a lot of shitty games, but this one really stuck out. Normally not hard to please when it comes to FPS, but everything from the graphics to gameplay was horrid in this one. It was so bad I only made it through two levels before I ended up returning it.

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The actual Rogue Warrior, Dick Marcinko, just died recently. I read a couple of his books and they weren't bad but never played the video game.
 
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No one's going to agree but I hate Borderlands. I rented it as a boy and played it for a weekend and was bored by how repetitive it is, it's an astonishingly dull game when you think about it. Its purposely designed for you to repeat the same thing over and over and over, complete an objective, level up, get new equipment, wash and repeat. Fuck that.
 

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PGA 2K21 was good. The feel of the gameplay is great and the custom courses creates a lot of replayability but the career mode sucks. Wish they would have taken a page from Pro Evolution Soccer's customizability to get around licensing issues. In 2K21's career mode you should be able to edit the names of the tournaments and the course they're held on to get around the licensing issue with the majors.
"Welcome to another year of the Niggers Aren't People Open, it's Beautiful day here on the Course at Jews Did 911"
 
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No one's going to agree but I hate Borderlands. I rented it as a boy and played it for a weekend and was bored by how repetitive it is, it's an astonishingly dull game when you think about it. Its purposely designed for you to repeat the same thing over and over and over, complete an objective, level up, get new equipment, wash and repeat. Fuck that.
I don't think it's an unpopular opinion to hate Boringlands. At minimum the writing always gets shat on.
For me of just looked unnapealing.
 
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I don't think it's an unpopular opinion to hate Boringlands. At minimum the writing always gets shat on.
For me of just looked unnapealing.
I think that game mostly appealed to 13-year-old urban non-whites who thought that the possibility of getting a million different guns was a cool idea and not just a lame gimmick. "Yo ese, check this out, you can customize weapons and there's a million different guns you can use!"

The art style was lame too. Fucking rip off of The Road Warrior
 

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No one's going to agree but I hate Borderlands. I rented it as a boy and played it for a weekend and was bored by how repetitive it is, it's an astonishingly dull game when you think about it. Its purposely designed for you to repeat the same thing over and over and over, complete an objective, level up, get new equipment, wash and repeat. Fuck that.
You don’t find the quirky redditor humour enough to string you along through the story?
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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MAG for PS3. It was an online only game with a huge map and tons of players. You never really felt part of the game and you always loaded into an existing game. I saw it in GameStop for $3 after they stopped the servers so it was useless because you couldn’t play. Order now and you can get it before Christmas.
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No one's going to agree but I hate Borderlands. I rented it as a boy and played it for a weekend and was bored by how repetitive it is, it's an astonishingly dull game when you think about it. Its purposely designed for you to repeat the same thing over and over and over, complete an objective, level up, get new equipment, wash and repeat. Fuck that.
I'm with you actually, I tried to play it and couldn't get interested enough. It didn't live up to the hype at all, IMHO.
 

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I'm with you actually, I tried to play it and couldn't get interested enough. It didn't live up to the hype at all, IMHO.
I bought the remastered collection and it was underwhelming. I never played the game the first time around either.
 
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