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Worst smelling pussy youve ever encountered

Imager

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Fucked this one bitch who had a stinky pussy. Fucking pissed herself once.
I remember fucking her, and someone walked in and yelled “What the fuck are you doing back in this nursing home?! I’m calling the cops!”
Total dick soft moment there.
I’m so glad that person walked in and told you that you were in a nursing home otherwise I would have been very confused
 

HH Brother

New Dan
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One time I fingered a stripper and my hand came out smelling like cigarette smoke.
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JamieConway

Still Serchin' 4 Da Truf
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This story is a heartbreaker. I had waited almost 7 years to finally close the deal with an old friend from highschool. She was short but had a banging body and a really cute face. For years we would flirt and joke but never did anything until she finally dumped her longtime bf. The moment has here, we're fooling around and my hand is in her pants and I'm fingerbanging away when after 15 minutes I pull my hand out and can immediately smell the funk. She acted like everything was normal so we banged missionary but as soon as I nut I run to the bathroom and scrub my hands with every soap available. It didn't do a thing. That rotten pussy smell was on my fingers for a week. It was beyond the typical fish smell. It was like disease. I never looked at her the same again. In fact I started getting way more comfortable around hot girls because why be nervous around some bitch who possibly has a pussy that grotesque. You just don't know what you're getting. Really fucked me up.
 

DMAN

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I matched with this girl on tinder, I made her wait for like 5 years to meet up. She was always texting me every few months and I would blow her off. No exaggeration. Finally met her at my place, she was really cute, everything was going great until she straddled me, fully clothed. I could smell it through her fucking pants. Luckily the second date, she took her pants off it wasn't smelly. But that first wiff really had me shaken.

In fact I started getting way more comfortable around hot girls because why be nervous around some bitch who possibly has a pussy that grotesque. You just don't know what you're getting. Really fucked me up.

I feel the same way. Fishy pussy helps us discover our own confidence.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I've never put my dick in a stinky before, but i've had to trim my nails before to get the pussy smell off of my hands
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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This story is a heartbreaker. I had waited almost 7 years to finally close the deal with an old friend from highschool. She was short but had a banging body and a really cute face. For years we would flirt and joke but never did anything until she finally dumped her longtime bf. The moment has here, we're fooling around and my hand is in her pants and I'm fingerbanging away when after 15 minutes I pull my hand out and can immediately smell the funk. She acted like everything was normal so we banged missionary but as soon as I nut I run to the bathroom and scrub my hands with every soap available. It didn't do a thing. That rotten pussy smell was on my fingers for a week. It was beyond the typical fish smell. It was like disease. I never looked at her the same again. In fact I started getting way more comfortable around hot girls because why be nervous around some bitch who possibly has a pussy that grotesque. You just don't know what you're getting. Really fucked me up.
Holy fuck I want to barf. Women are fucking gross. Douche your goddamn cunts, cunts. I dont give a fuck about your microbiom or lies about self contained systems. Douche your fucking cunts.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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This woman I worked with until recently had the absolute worst. She just quit a couple of months ago and it's been better since.

I would avoid using the bathroom if I seen she just used it because every time I would gag and almost puke because the odor she left behind. It frustrated everyone including some other woman who works with us.
God damn you could smell it out in the open? Was her pussy made of rotting flesh?
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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I was with this fat chick and maybe I got over-excited but I hooked my thumbs around her panty anchors and yanked them down around her ass and agressivly thrust my mouth into her asshole. She had a wad of tissue paper wedged btw her but-cheeks. Now, I have also done this from time to time to resolve some moisture issues but I never went on a date with kleenex wedged btw my ass cheeks. So . . . I'm a little better than the pigs I slept with. Fag out.
God damn, that's disgusting, god bless
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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I never had a stinky pussy before, sure a little musky but nothing a man can't handle. However I had this high school friend that I banged a couple times. She was Italian and this was the 80s so there was no shaving, she had the hairiest pussy ever , it was so hairy and a bit cavernous that I couldn't go down on her, and I like doing that. Sweet girl but a scary pussy
 
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Heres another cunty issue, IUD whores. You're trying to fuck this slut and you're getting stabbed in the dickhole with a copper spike. Fuckin bullshit
Fucking cunts. They dont know what the fuck they want. Its like if a guy was told youd never knock a chick up but you need to put a rhino horn on your cock. It makes no sense.
 

Africa.com

the REAL Roxbury Rick. Mustard STINKS
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One time I ate a huge bage of Italian Cheese Blend Garditos, and later fucked my girlfriend. Every time I rocked back while I pumped, my ass cheeks would crack open and expel a cloud of Italian Cheese Blend Garditos artificial flavoring smell
 
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