worst one night stand?

[alkiefuck2]

The fucking smells kill me

i remember going down on my first serious girlfriend, she must've not cleaned her cunt right after pissing because the smell and taste was fucking horrible, she was a trooper though who'd blow me with sweaty stinking balls so i had to return the favour

 

[captain_kamala]

i've been stinky before. my husband asked me do you remember the last time we had sex? do you remember the smell? i was clueless

 

[alkiefuck2]

i've been stinky before. my husband asked me do you remember the last time we had sex? do you remember the smell? i was clueless

i've never smelled anything when fucking, but eating da puss puss, horrid. i didn't have the balls (tehe) to tell her at the time either

 

[FranksWirecutters]

A few.

Fat(ish) chick told me I knocked her up 2 days after. Yeah ok. So I ghosted her until I had to get texts about the guilt abortion.

Weird chick showed up at my work and started texting me bible verses about moses or something.

Not political at all, just funny. But after I popped, she told me she's republican and doesn't believe in birth control and then went on a rant about the FDA... which thinking about it maybe she was a keeper. I should have asked her about isreal and coloreds. We went binge drinking one time, so not exactly a ons, and she made me stop the car the next morning to puke out the door and then we went for breakfast.

One chick shit herself after anal and I just kept going because it was only a small amount and why not.

One chick told me to hurry up because her uncle was waiting upstairs to take her to work

One chick, I guess she just needed a place to sleep cause she just got naked and laid there until I got bored and fell asleep.

Probably cucked a few guys. Milf type was horny as fuck and didn't care the sofa we used made her spit out cat hair the whole time.

Not as degenerate as some, but had some interesting times.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

This one bitches gut was so fat it burned me. I was in so much pain I couldn't finish

 

[FranksWirecutters]

This one bitches gut was so fat it burned me. I was in so much pain I couldn't finish

Luckily the beetus probably got her

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I was 22, hooked up with my buddy's GF's friend. Got her all fucked up on my dime, went for it, and brought my A+ game. She was digging it too, writhing around and moaning. Then as I'm getting close to nutting she starts going "stop stop" and proceeds to start weeping and sobbing over her boyfriend, who was a complete faggoty cumstain of the highest magnitude. "I love him SO MUCH" and etc. I yanked up my pants, started my car and drove her home without saying a word. I still shudder when I think about that bitch.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

The fucking smells kill me. I can't do it. A couple years ago I fucked this random chick (wasn't even fat) with the most rank smelling ass and pussy I've ever encountered. I tried until I started loudly gagging and almost puked on her. I just threw my pants on and speed walked out of her apartment like "sorry, gotta go." I had to pull over several times on the way home to throw up out the door because I could smell this corpse and shit smell on my fingers on the steering wheel. It turns my stomach every time I think about it and honestly ruined sex for me for like a year. I could never shower again and I don't think I'd be capable of having that smell come from my body unless I had gangrene or something. I don't know why I was nice about it. I should've puked on her and then scolded her for smelling disgusting.

this one chick always smelled and I had this huge bag of random condoms and figured out some were mint scented...when I ran out of those, I stopped fucking that chick.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'm not going to make up stories, all my one-night stands have been well satisfying for both parties

I was thinking the same, then I remembered one where a girl started getting self-conscious & almost cried because we'd been fucking for ages & I didn't come. There was plenty of booze & drugs involved & she's mildly crazy. She's cool tho'.

 

[Phish]

I did a bunch of Heroin before a tinder date once. She was cool but it didnt go so well when we got back to her place and she sucked on my wet opiated noodle for 10 mins and said “ya this isnt gonna work” and she said “im just gonna drive you home”. I zipped up and said “ill get an uber. Sorry. Its not you, its the heroin (to which she was SHOCKED).” Think i went and scored another bag after that. Really sucks because she was an expert cocksucker. I could tell.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

no it was just so unnatural how he moved idk

“Hey, I know it’s a needle, but it works like a sewing machine”