Worldcon - we got lost

[Treat Yourself]

I honestly think there’s a lot of Rick fagtigue going on. It’s been so many great things all summer, the cons didn’t feel still hilarious. Not to mention all this Kiwi fag vs tranny fag shit has kind of stolen the spot light. Guess we forgot to laugh.

Patrick feeling like he’s confident and winning is good once in a while.

The best part of patposting is the big moments where he's living a disaster. It's no fun when he's just being extremely obese somewhere handselling two books to suckers. The cunty tweets are boring because it's just who he is--hell, even his followers don't engage with his who-gives-a-shit takes.
What I'm saying is, I hope soon Pat gets arrested for shoplifting or gets a ticket for felony driving while fat.

EDIT: The contact form bit and the texting posts are always good though. TYFYS to everyone who does them.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

The king watches from afar as the rooks decimate themselves and each other, child.

Lucas and Fatrick can't be happy that Kiwifarms is back up in ONE day after being "wiped off the internet forever".
To me, that is among the highlights of patposting. Big L for them both.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Where the fuck is Dan when you need him to infiltrate a FagCon?

 

[guest]

If one of these disasters takes place at Philly Boston or NYC I am just going to wLk up to him, tell him I post here and see what he does.

 

[guest]

Guess we forgot to laugh.

That's your denial, deceit and delusion child

 

[chocolatehellhole]

If one of these disasters takes place at Philly Boston or NYC I am just going to wLk up to him, tell him I post here and see what he does.

Let's coordinate this so I can get a couple different angles of pat executing you

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Let's face it, this patposting thing is dead in the water. We've exhausted all the humor and nothing interesting of note will ever happen again

Turns out all Pat had to do was overload our funny receptors until we all died laughing. RIP my ribs

 

[SFWA liaison]

Posting this here because it's the active WorldCon thread

Hildy missed it and lost a bunch of money because of the coof

hahahahah nice vaccine, boosters and masks retard!

 

[The REAL JDA]

Do you think Rick would have tried to pick a fight with you if you went? And would you be welcome there by anyone? I think they'd try to get you banned.

They'd probably ban me on sight.

And no, tough guy would probably scream for security and run and hide if I went up to him and said "hi". They all act like they're action heroes on the internet but in reality they're socially awkward weirdos who are scared to interact with normal people because normal people gave them swirlies in high school.

 

[AliceWorquer]

I thought about going but it was too much brain damage to want to fly to Chicago just to deal with those people.

You wanted to go to sell your gay books. Dont act like you were doing it for the loffs.

 

[guest]

can you please give him the dan mullen treatment so he never comes back. fucking puerco.

What is snake, your pimp or something?

Do it yourself, whore

 

[guest]

They all act like they're action heroes on the internet but in reality they're socially awkward weirdos who are scared to interact with normal people because normal people gave them swirlies in high school.

And… you’re… not?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

They'd probably ban me on sight.

And no, tough guy would probably scream for security and run and hide if I went up to him and said "hi". They all act like they're action heroes on the internet but in reality they're socially awkward weirdos who are scared to interact with normal people because normal people gave them swirlies in high school.

Question JDA. What are these geeks in uniform? Seen them in pics at a few cons? Is it "security" or some kind of LARP club?

 

[captain_kamala]

And… you’re… not?

i know the one thing i can say to really get him but i won't go there

 

[guest]

i know the one thing i can say to really get him but i won't go there

Yea, i understand pulling punches, you really have a lot going for you (marriage, career, high self esteem) that you wouldn’t want to ruin in case of some retaliation by the wetback chris chan

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Question JDA. What are these geeks in uniform? Seen them in pics at a few cons? Is it "security" or some kind of LARP club?

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They're like a street team for an author named David Weber who writes military scifi.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I honestly think there’s a lot of Rick fagtigue going on. It’s been so many great things all summer, the cons didn’t feel still hilarious. Not to mention all this Kiwi fag vs tranny fag shit has kind of stolen the spot light. Guess we forgot to laugh.

Really was a Fat Boy Summer

 

[guest]

Question JDA. What are these geeks in uniform? Seen them in pics at a few cons? Is it "security" or some kind of LARP club?

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[guest]

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[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet they have promotion/badge ceremonies and its a big deal to them.