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I really hope a signed book and hidden audio/video recording of the meeting is the bonus reveal.
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Imagine explaining an 10 year gap of employment.His resume would have less text than those cards
id just go with "prison" rather than be attached to the real answer if i were patImagine explaining an 10 year gap of employment.
You're forgetting his stints as a lifeguard, firearms instructor, self defense instructor, insurance salesperson, his stint in the medical field....His resume would have less text than those cards
Not even explaining it, he’s got zero skills related to anything that wouldn’t be fast food. At 41 his experience was selling insurance for a short time over 10 years ago. Also at his age it’s not like he’s some eager go-getter, he’s been sitting on a couch for a decade tweeting. Body in motion stays in motion and motion is the last thing his body has been in. I’m a couple years younger than Pat and I’ve got a pretty steady career from working towards it for years. I couldn’t imagine waking up tomorrow with no education, experience, and zero job related skills at 41.Imagine explaining an 10 year gap of employment.
He has no idea if there are other pictures in reserve or not..I'm calling it now, if he ever addresses the picture he's going to say it was taken at the end of his signing. He had over 50 books, child, and he sold all but the handful on the table. The entire event was an overwhelming success, little baby infant child. He met with over 10 publishers who are all now in a bidding war for not only In The Red but also Herd Immunity. Your mouth keeps making those sounds, child. I will turn over this conversation....SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
PS. He's fat.
broodingHe has no idea if there are other pictures in reserve or not..
Pat went Kerouac on everyone's ass.Imagine explaining an 10 year gap of employment.
After having a severe injury that required changing careers, I went back to school, got a master's degree, passed the CPA exams, and started a new career when I was 42. The experience was awful and Patrice's bit about people over forty bettering themselves was on a constant loop in my head the whole time. Now I'm almost grateful for the injury because I'm making more money and it made me no longer be an underachiever. On the other hand, Pat will spend the last fifteen years of his life under the pink blanket blaming everyone but himself for his station in life.Not even explaining it, he’s got zero skills related to anything that wouldn’t be fast food. At 41 his experience was selling insurance for a short time over 10 years ago. Also at his age it’s not like he’s some eager go-getter, he’s been sitting on a couch for a decade tweeting. Body in motion stays in motion and motion is the last thing his body has been in. I’m a couple years younger than Pat and I’ve got a pretty steady career from working towards it for years. I couldn’t imagine waking up tomorrow with no education, experience, and zero job related skills at 41.
Kerouac was a huge fagPat went Kerouac on everyone's ass.
On the other hand, Pat will spend the last fifteen years of his life under the pink blanket blaming everyone but himself for his station in life.
Turns out people bettering themselves past 40 wasn't Patrice's forte.After having a severe injury that required changing careers, I went back to school, got a master's degree, passed the CPA exams, and started a new career when I was 42. The experience was awful and Patrice's bit about people over forty bettering themselves was on a constant loop in my head the whole time. Now I'm almost grateful for the injury because I'm making more money and it made me no longer be an underachiever. On the other hand, Pat will spend the last fifteen years of his life under the pink blanket blaming everyone but himself for his station in life.
Wonder how many men he planted his two lips on while dressed like that thereAlso, apparently @stealthygeev and Tulip created some wonderful memories together.
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