Won't see him no more

[ミスタースパーコル]

Wait you’re actually Calvin Coolidge?
…Why did you make your rap persona a former President? Why is that a thing on this sub?

I thought it was because the real Calvin Coolidge in popular memory was very quiet so naturally Calvin Coolidge the rapper is the complete opposite.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Calvin Coolidge, executive branch.

That’s literally the only reason why my moniker was that. I do however repent for being an idiot and a wigger.

 

[The Power 9_ Thief]

Wait you’re actually Calvin Coolidge?

…Why did you make your rap persona a former President? Why is that a thing on this sub? You got Calvin Coolidge, you got Rutherford B Rape…whats some of them other President references we got?

We had Hitlerswag 420, he was like, a German president or sumptin

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

sommalongadingadonga

“Uhhhhh hi Hellhole.”

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah the concept of poems and rhyming is alien to me. I can't go to rhymezone.com and see Jenna rhymes with henna, Vienna, antenna.

Jenna rhymes with pedofile. Fuck out of my face.

 

[FamilyDollar]

Bonnie is a wigger but as far as soundcloud rap goes it's not bad for some shit he did when he was young. On the other hand, "hiiii hellholleeee" haunts my nightmares. It's a tough one man.

 

[Meownaw]

Jenna rhymes with pedofile. Fuck out of my face.

Nice pedophile, stupid.

 

[According to My Cock]

Dougies still hilarious but he's 100% a lonely virgin

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dougies still hilarious but he's 100% a lonely virgin

That's why he kept fucking with my alt @gassers, it was all projection on his part, nigga got beat up by a cripple in a wheelchair, and ran away with his tail between his legs, pathetic.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I think Calvin Coolidge is a PFG rap name. All in wit da presidential names.

 

[gassers]

That's why he kept fucking with my alt @gassers, it was all projection on his part, nigga got beat up by a cripple in a wheelchair, and ran away with his tail between his legs, pathetic.

A complete and flawless dutch victory.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think Calvin Coolidge is a PFG rap name. All in wit da presidential names.

Thanks, Big Blaze. You’re a good guy.

 

[According to My Cock]

That's why he kept fucking with my alt @gassers, it was all projection on his part, nigga got beat up by a cripple in a wheelchair, and ran away with his tail between his legs, pathetic.

He's never even had an Asian hooker jerk him off

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

He's never even had an Asian hooker jerk him off

My foundational beliefs and my core values have never been shook more than on this day.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Vocaroo then. C'mon Calvin. Do you have throat cancer and can't rap anymore?

“Summalonvdingdong”

 

[Soundboard Fez]

“Summalonvdingdong”

J-Dog's rhyme game is wack as hell, he's a fruity jew boy i can tell.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

J-Dog's rhyme game is wack as hell, he's a fruity jew boy i can tell.

Nice alt, stupid.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

J-Dog's rhyme game is wack as hell, he's a fruity jew boy i can tell.

Go ahead and try fucking with this:


I’m patiently awaiting anyone here that can rap better than me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Am I stupid wigger? Don’t hurt my feelings. Boo hoo

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Come on Dougie, reply on your main account. I thought you were deleting it.