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Women's slavish devotion to Apple products
- Thread starter Dummy Gaynuts
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Do apple products let you increase the memory yet? Only reason I always hated them because their storage space was always fixed, let me put a bigger SD card in you queers.
I don't think it's just a woman's thing. Remember people would sit overnight outside to get the phone first thing when they could walk in hours later and get it regardless?
I have always had a android phone. When someone hands me a iPhone I suddenly feel old and have no idea how to use it. I have a iPad but I really only use it as a second screen for when two games are on at the same time. Even the maps feature on it isn't as good as Google maps
I have always had a android phone. When someone hands me a iPhone I suddenly feel old and have no idea how to use it. I have a iPad but I really only use it as a second screen for when two games are on at the same time. Even the maps feature on it isn't as good as Google maps
The DMAN has an iPhone years after bashing Apple, because he is after all a hypocrite.
The DMAN tried Androids like all you little Android manlets out there. Yet, he has gone through at least 3 or 4 Android phones in the span of 5 years, the samsung batteries always swell up, or get too hot, or stop functioning from all the bloatware. The SD card slot is a fantastic option, but your battery popping out accidentally is just ghetto as hell.
The DMAN has always been a PC user over Mac. But he is typing this on a 15 year old imac in grand condition. Apple is very gay with their little tricks and intended obsoletion. The DMAN has a perfectly operable iPhone 4 uses 3G, would still work fine if Apple allowed you to download old versions of apps for that iOS. But no, they just drop support, and a perfectly good phone is abandonware, literally a useless brick intended for a landfill. Or maybe those Cupertino kikes would offer you 50 dollars for the chinese parts to melt down and reuse for new slop phones.
Also, your wife meant that if you had an iPhone, that your messages to each other would be sent through iMessage, which is the Apple web based messenger Like how AOL had AIM, so even if your phone service is disabled you can still text other iPhone users. So in reality your dumbass female wife was trying to clue you in, and you came to us thinking you were right. Shameful. The DMAN will let your wife know about this when he texts her later from his iPhone.
The DMAN tried Androids like all you little Android manlets out there. Yet, he has gone through at least 3 or 4 Android phones in the span of 5 years, the samsung batteries always swell up, or get too hot, or stop functioning from all the bloatware. The SD card slot is a fantastic option, but your battery popping out accidentally is just ghetto as hell.
The DMAN has always been a PC user over Mac. But he is typing this on a 15 year old imac in grand condition. Apple is very gay with their little tricks and intended obsoletion. The DMAN has a perfectly operable iPhone 4 uses 3G, would still work fine if Apple allowed you to download old versions of apps for that iOS. But no, they just drop support, and a perfectly good phone is abandonware, literally a useless brick intended for a landfill. Or maybe those Cupertino kikes would offer you 50 dollars for the chinese parts to melt down and reuse for new slop phones.
Also, your wife meant that if you had an iPhone, that your messages to each other would be sent through iMessage, which is the Apple web based messenger Like how AOL had AIM, so even if your phone service is disabled you can still text other iPhone users. So in reality your dumbass female wife was trying to clue you in, and you came to us thinking you were right. Shameful. The DMAN will let your wife know about this when he texts her later from his iPhone.