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Witty Comeback Pat IS BACK!

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Roslyn Vampire

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I wish I didn’t know about them but a huge part of the gayer part of the Cumtown sub (chapo fan base) was simping for women that agreed with them politically. “Mike Recine’s wife is the ultimate sub bae” is the gayest sentence I’ve ever seen in my entire life. OnA sub at least kept it above all else just fucking mean.
I know about them because the same one who had the "worms for brains" comment on an InfoWars segment was on a show I enjoyed called "Cake" on FXX. I looked her up because I have a stupid thing for vapid looking, thin Slavic women and learned way too much about her.


My favorite thing I read was that she believed in "Venmo feminism" which is where she encouraged women to go on dating apps and match with guys with an opening line of "Venmo me $5 and see what happens." Once the guy does so, the woman is to block him. This act supposedly balances out "centuries" of "injustice."

I do not hate women per se but every time they act cute and talk about exploiting men financially, I really have to wonder if equality is the goal or if feminism is just a grift.
 

Honey Badger

My father has no penis
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The only genuine zinger I've ever seen Pat make was directed at Boomia once. I can't remember exactly what it was, it had something to do with Boomia's spelling I believe. Maybe someone else remembers...?
There was one where Boomia bragged about taking his boat out to sea and pat says “good, now jump off”

Now kindly fuck yourself for making me give Pat any credit.
 

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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My favorite thing I read was that she believed in "Venmo feminism" which is where she encouraged women to go on dating apps and match with guys with an opening line of "Venmo me $5 and see what happens." Once the guy does so, the woman is to block him. This act supposedly balances out "centuries" of "injustice."
I think that's a PFG bit, anyone who responds with anything but "lol" or "$5? What do you want $3 for? I'm not giving you my last $2!" deserve what get.
 
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