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I mean now. But if you’re telling me prime Rosario Dawson is just at the fuckable level I gotta think you prefer the transI mean she’s juuuuuuust at the fuckable level. Just don’t have a kid with her.
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I mean now. But if you’re telling me prime Rosario Dawson is just at the fuckable level I gotta think you prefer the transI mean she’s juuuuuuust at the fuckable level. Just don’t have a kid with her.
Sometimes all I can see is Pete Davidson with tits.
What kind of music will be played in this film, do you think? Something quirky, off-beat, and nostalgic for the Gen-Xers and older Millenials, I reckon. I'm thinking Prince, or perhaps Cameo. Or some project that involved Chris Cornell. Something to evoke the feels.
Food stamps use a special inkPeople say it's a myth but any black stripper I've got lap danced from definitely has a scent that white girls don't. I promise it's not a alluring scent.
Clerks 1 is a good indie movie, but not great in and of itself. I think when you're handed limited tools, you have to overcompensate, and that's why it was a great movie for its time. The more Kevin Smith had to work with, the writing became lazier and the gags didn't age well.Coincidentally, I just rewatched both Clerks movies a few days ago with a buddy who hadn't seen them. They haven't aged well.
I think Jay and Silent Bob Strikes back was pretty good for it’s time. But you are right, its not greatNo. Dogma was his last great* film. I'll hold to that. Clerks 2 was a... Good film, despite parts I hate (no shock, his wife and the dancing scene) but had a heart to it.
Smith is dead creatively. You just know: Dante's kid will be played by Smith's daughter who can't act. A big cameo-fest that adds nothing to the story. And I'm gonna bet ANOTHER shitty dance scene.
How is this the guy that wrote an amazing Superman script that never got made? How is this the guy that took me by surprise with the first "Clerks"? How is it that this same guy can't learn how TO FUCKING SHOOT A SCENE DYNAMICALLY?
Thank you for letting me be brief
*Great is very subjective here, but it's the only one that hasn't aged that poorly.
Yeah, I remember hearing or reading about that. I thought it something to do with Prince being a christian, and he didn't like Dogma?Kevin Smith tried to license a Prince song for his 2001 movie, and Prince flat out said no. Didn't offer any further explanation. Just no.
The little cuck Smith then agreed to direct a movie for Prince, for free. It has never been released.
Fat dope will probably get one now that his estate is whoring him out.
I think Jay and Silent Bob Strikes back was pretty good for it’s time. But you are right, its not great
It’s weird how much of it mocks Kevin Smiths current career
Red State was almost great imo, the ending should have been his original vision with the resurrection and it could have been a cult classic
but he was too cowardly to give christ any credit anymore after dogma
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