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Will Pat pretend to have always been a fan of Gilbert?

NikkisCrustyGusset

I am the crispy white spot in your soul
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She ain't the type to have you rock hard and leaking on first sight ... but if she got into nice lingerie and heels, makeup and had you in some huge 5 star room on her tab....you flung a few voddys and viagra down your neck and kept your eyes on the prize... The 'bereavement dividend'... Then you could be watching the time on your Rolex she bought you while the aul doll is on top riding you like fucking Seabiscuit...

You could wreck that and be as flush with her cash as she is on her HRT....

I tell you something I'd much rather tongue her saggy arse that the fucking unwrapped Hammer horror mummy thst Joe sleeps with every night!
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Gilbert was one of the best stern guests. I’d say top 5, when he came in for the news it was amazing. Gilbert was one of the few that Stern dumped out on his jokes when he came on Sirius. Stern sold himself going to Sirius as the wildest show yet little Gilbert was too much.
Gilbert was overshadowing Howard by that point. Stern can’t take it when somebody is doing something better than him. Gilbert was actually funny when he’d come on the Sirius show and Howard has turned into somebody’s 70 year old dad making silly jokes about everything.

Between 2008-2010 the vehicle I had had Sirius and not xm, so I was stuck listening to stern. There were some good shows and a lot of absolutely terrible shows. He’s the one guy who was more edgy on terrestrial than on satellite. It’s like having carte blanche to say whatever you wanted wasn’t enough for him, he had to sell out and try to be mainstream.
 
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