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Wife went on a "girls trip"

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My wife wants to talk about work all evening when I get home. She wants to tell me about office drama, what her friends did / said, etc. She and her friends also have a group chat so they talk all night.

I barely care about my job while I am on the clock, I am definitely not going to talk about it off the clock.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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My wife wants to talk about work all evening when I get home. She wants to tell me about office drama, what her friends did / said, etc. She and her friends also have a group chat so they talk all night.

I barely care about my job while I am on the clock, I am definitely not going to talk about it off the clock.
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Mr. Faggotry

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Women and their friends are hilarious. My wife has had so many “she’s my best friend” and now “she’s my mortal enemy” type relationship swings with work friends. I’ve learned over the years that work friends aren’t real friends so I don’t even attempt anymore. Shut up and pay me, stupid.
 
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Women and their friends are hilarious. My wife has had so many “she’s my best friend” and now “she’s my mortal enemy” type relationship swings with work friends. I’ve learned over the years that work friends aren’t real friends so I don’t even attempt anymore. Shut up and pay me, stupid.
Your wife can't get along with other women at work and this is the conclusion you draw.
 
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My wife wants to talk about work all evening when I get home. She wants to tell me about office drama, what her friends did / said, etc. She and her friends also have a group chat so they talk all night.

I barely care about my job while I am on the clock, I am definitely not going to talk about it off the clock.
It's fucking absurd. I think about leaving just because of this but then I hear that every single woman does this same bullshit. Once they get comfortable enough, they will just babble nonstop about NOTHING. Then you get caught not listening and it's the most personal insult they've ever felt. I wish I was gay.

I always get the set up like I'm a witness in a court hearing: " Would you be upset if somebody did xyz?" ..........................idk, i guess......"WELL thats EXACTLY what Kristen did when we were there!!!"....."She's not normal then, right?"
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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It's fucking absurd. I think about leaving just because of this but then I hear that every single woman does this same bullshit. Once they get comfortable enough, they will just babble nonstop about NOTHING. Then you get caught not listening and it's the most personal insult they've ever felt. I wish I was gay.

I always get the set up like I'm a witness in a court hearing: " Would you be upset if somebody did xyz?" ..........................idk, i guess......"WELL thats EXACTLY what Kristen did when we were there!!!"....."She's not normal then, right?"
I've said this before, but I straight up slit my wrist by accident one time at work and had to be rushed to the hospital, it was spraying everywhere Monty Python-style. They glued it and bandaged it up and I went back to work, which I shouldn't have done and wasn't expected of me. When I got my home all covered in blood my ex launched into her nightly spiel about how hard her day was counting pills at a pharmacy, which coworkers she loved or hated that day, etc. She finally noticed I had blood all over my clothes and was like "what happened?" And I said I cut myself bad and had to go to the hospital and she was like "Oh. Shit." and went right back to bitching about her job. That one loved me more than any chick I've dated too. I really, honestly hate women.
 

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I've said this before, but I straight up slit my wrist by accident one time at work and had to be rushed to the hospital, it was spraying everywhere Monty Python-style. They glued it and bandaged it up and I went back to work, which I shouldn't have done and wasn't expected of me. When I got my home all covered in blood my ex launched into her nightly spiel about how hard her day was counting pills at a pharmacy, which coworkers she loved or hated that day, etc. She finally noticed I had blood all over my clothes and was like "what happened?" And I said I cut myself bad and had to go to the hospital and she was like "Oh. Shit." and went right back to bitching about her job. That one loved me more than any chick I've dated too. I really, honestly hate women.
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