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Why would you ever cast a nog in this role?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Look, dahlin'; Johnny Ringo.
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I'm not going to look into it but I'm sure she's supposed to be the protagonist of this gay movie because making a personification of evil into the misunderstood hero is brave!
Jesus fucking Christ.

If anything, the world can be thankful that the gorilla lady from SNL and that shitty female Ghostbusters movie's time has passed so at least it's not a loud, shrieking, ghetto misunderstood brave green woman who don't need no man.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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I did look it up and yeah she's the misunderstood hero OF COURSE. It's hilarious that these movies are constantly inverting what's good and exchanging it for evil and a bunch of rubes sit around whining that the problem is the witch is black. The problem is that she's a fucking witch!
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Look, dahlin'; Johnny Ringo.
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She's not a witch-cast grade person at ALL, she's an African lesbian. They did this on purpose lol. They knew the hype and twitter-dork-outrage will be good marketing.
There's no way it's not on purpose. It keeps happening and everyone gets all pissy the same way every time. Annie, they cast a black kid, everyone freaked out. Karate Kid, they cast a black kid, everyone freaked out. The Little Mermaid, they cast an actual black fish person, everyone freaked out.

Who the fuck even cares? The people who have to watch the shit with their kids? All kid's entertainment sucks anyways. Was anyone here really clamoring to see some gay, recast Broadway musical, whether they put some darkies in it or not?

My favorite is always the reddit and Twitter "YOU'RE DESTROYING MY CHILDHOOD!" faggots. Your childhood has been over for like 15 years, retard. You'll live.
 

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
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I did look it up and yeah she's the misunderstood hero OF COURSE. It's hilarious that these movies are constantly inverting what's good and exchanging it for evil and a bunch of rubes sit around whining that the problem is the witch is black. The problem is that she's a fucking witch!
Yes child. It was really the white wizard who was the bad guy all along.

Nothing is more hack than these fags taking decades old work and being rewarded for making fan fiction out of it.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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Yes child. It was really the white wizard who was the bad guy all along.

Nothing is more hack than these fags taking decades old work and being rewarded for making fan fiction out of it.
No no no no hold on hear me out... We take the characters on the side of order and justice and virtue, right? Then we insinuate they're fascist tyrants whose sole motivation is the consolidation and maintenance of their power, okay? THEN we take the characters who are ugly, rebellious, miserable and traffic in the dark arts and make THEM out to be freedom fighters!

But! And this is the important part! We'll make the "good guys" black so that consoomerist dullards don't notice the inversion and instead obsess over defending m'lady's canonical ethnicity.

And THAT'S how you executive produce.
 
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Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Boq is a gay man. I will pay anyone who can put his penis in my butt by force handsomely.
 

BUBBLER

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Yes child. It was really the white wizard who was the bad guy all along.

Nothing is more hack than these fags taking decades old work and being rewarded for making fan fiction out of it.
Ariana Grande isn't white
 
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