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From the radio?People tell me everyday they wish they had hair like mine
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From the radio?People tell me everyday they wish they had hair like mine
Nobacon made a joke that Jenna would eat it all but if he hadn’t made that joke I would haveNo one even acknowledged this
Healthy at any size, funster.We're both in the BMI class of "overweight", but he's much much shorter than me.
However he's insecure about being a fat manlet, so please reassure him that BMI isn't an accurate representation of anything. All his extra pounds are muscle while all mine are fat. I'm not making anything up, this is his actual logic.
Being 6'1 hides your fatnessWe're both in the BMI class of "overweight", but he's much much shorter than me.
However he's insecure about being a fat manlet, so please reassure him that BMI isn't an accurate representation of anything. All his extra pounds are muscle while all mine are fat. I'm not making anything up, this is his actual logic.
Once you sign up for the NoBacon Defense Force, your contract is for lifeJenna is demonstrating dominance. I can't keep following NoBacon if this goes on.
Once you sign up for the NoBacon Defense Force, your contract is for life
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I mean that’s a pretty logical jump off point. Saying someone weighs 300 pounds off the bat. I like the way you work.He’s never denied it.
This summer is briefI mean that’s a pretty logical jump off point. Saying someone weighs 300 pounds off the bat. I like the way you work.
or short.. oh shitNot if they’re fat, fat people deserve hatred
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