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Why would a 300lb 45 year old man be obsessed with a child actor who looks underage?

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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We're both in the BMI class of "overweight", but he's much much shorter than me.

However he's insecure about being a fat manlet, so please reassure him that BMI isn't an accurate representation of anything. All his extra pounds are muscle while all mine are fat. I'm not making anything up, this is his actual logic.
Healthy at any size, funster.
 

Harry's Enticer

WOULD
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We're both in the BMI class of "overweight", but he's much much shorter than me.

However he's insecure about being a fat manlet, so please reassure him that BMI isn't an accurate representation of anything. All his extra pounds are muscle while all mine are fat. I'm not making anything up, this is his actual logic.
Being 6'1 hides your fatness

We've gone full circle
 
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