Why shouldn't Patrick just flee the country?

[SFWA liaison]

Only 40% of American adults are overweight?

~70% are above normal weight, ~40% are in the "overweight" category and ~30% "obese"

 

[BoomerSperg]

What would he do in Mexico? He’s not going to get any gibs down there, he has no skills or work ethic and he can’t speak Spanish.

The cartels are always looking for experienced knife fighters or so I hear.

 

[guest]

Japan is currently experiencing a sumo shortage, so he's got a golden opportunity to reinvent himself.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Japan is currently experiencing a sumo shortage, so he's got a golden opportunity to reinvent himself.

Yolk-o-zuna

 

[Dennis Denuto]

he has no job, no equity in the sty, his family thinks he's a tard, his friends too, his marriage is in shambles, Nikki doesn't even wear her ring anymore. What's in Wisconsin for him? A biological daughter that's only useful to him during Xitter rants?

what's the argument for him not to liquidate his Nerf guns and driving Susan down to Mexico? if Judge Sosnay is going to make him get a job, he might as well get one at a Mexican hotel or teaching English down there, that won't get garnished

S230 political exile LARP just as good if not better than MKE jail LARP

With what money?

 

[Random username]

tourism industry always needs English speakers, and the rest is true in WIsconsin as well, plus wage garnishing

the chance of a clean slate also has to be appealing psychologically. Torque Wheeler was an attempt at a cyber clean slate but he blew it within a week.


he can pull a Jackie with credit cards
I genuinely believe this decision would be top 20% of possible outcomes for him

That's cute you think he has.credit cards.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That's cute you think he has.credit cards.

That information on if he has any outstandind CC debt might actually be revealed soon.

 

[Ladynyahh]

"No envían a sus mejores hombres."

Equivocado como siempre, acosador.