Why Patrick hates us…

[guest]

Patrick hates us because he sees us as the bullies who called him a "faggot" in high school. We're the kids at the cool table. He's stuck at the lunch table with all the other speds, geeks, and losers.

He wants to be us so badly but he can never be us.... because he is a huge fat faggot.

 

[wbgreen]

Pat wasn't cool enough to eat at the loser table. He took his lunch tray into the bathroom. Eating on the toilet was efficient because it goes in and out at the same time. I'm sorry you're to stupid to understand his brilliant system. child.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He hates us because we’ve destroyed his online narrative of being a stealthy geek

I still really think the biggest issue he has with us is that we ruined his LARPing as the coolest, toughest, most handsomest, fittest and pussy fuckingest special boy in the world.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Reminder for when he does find us though....

I’ll be honest - I’m secretly terrified of how quickly it’ll turn out for us if he ever does any see us in person.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Patrick hates us because he sees us as the bullies who called him a "faggot" in high school. We're the kids at the cool table. He's stuck at the lunch table with all the other speds, geeks, and losers.

He wants to be us so badly but he can never be us.... because he is a huge fat faggot.

This too. We are everything he tried to hide from with his phony Mr. Cool persona and we brought it all back again and ruined it for him.

 

[BillKlacks]

He hates us because we force him to look at reality. We constantly shove a big fat mirror in his face and make him look at it

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I doxxed myself but he still hasn't done shit. Why haven't ya named me fats?? It's because he fails at everything and is carrying more adipose tissue than is required for optimal piggy health.

 

[wbgreen]

I’ll be honest - I’m secretly terrified of how quickly it’ll turn out for us if he ever does any see us in person.

One night, I made the mistake of staying up too late on this forum, so had a Pat based nightmare.

I was hosting an onaforums meetup at my home.; collection of skinny fat losers with acne and bad hair, which is no doubt accurate. Well, Pat found out and crashes the meet. He's screaming and crying like a hysterical woman. Some pests tryto get him to leave, but he throws a spaz fit like the "special" kid did in elementary school. He's spinning around and swinging his arms and crying.

Some pests tackle him, but it knocks over my TV and breaks my laptop and trashes my living room. I'm out thousands in broken shit and think how this forum wasn't worth the grief.

Then I wake up, realize it was a dream, breathe a sigh of relief, and go back to Pat posting.

 

[Udders]

Its obvious hes been called out for years by civilians before oinking up on our radar, but hes never had to deal with an entire group at once. A group thats smarter, funnier, more autistic, and working around the clock. He can't baby-block everyone and refuses to disengage.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

we're having fun, & he hates that

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Patrick hates us because he sees us as the bullies who called him a "faggot" in high school. We're the kids at the cool table. He's stuck at the lunch table with all the other speds, geeks, and losers.

He wants to be us so badly but he can never be us.... because he is a huge fat faggot.

which is funny because most of us were probably the guy the speds and geeks got mad at when they told a racist joke and kicked him out of the table.