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Why is the dumb dabbleverse so obsessed with John πŸ™„ They are harassing him, he should sue.😦

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It does make me laugh how obsessed the Dabbleverse is with Stuttering John. I think he's an annoying motherfucker as well but there is only so many times you can bring him up and laugh at him.
Stuttering John is an unfunny, unwashed retard who shits his pants in public, and the gay Dabbleverse is a sad attempt at co-opting our whole hilarious, thought-provoking O&A vibe. John is disgusting, and richly deserves heaps of scorn and loathing, but once you get past his indefensible hygiene, there's just no comedy lore there to mine. Sure, he's a failure just like Joe, but he lacks Joe's knack for classic, old-school buffoonery. Yes, he squandered his retarded radio career, but he never unleashed a nigger-tweetstorm. And sure, his kid may be a tranny, but there isn't a tranny fucking him up the ass and spending all his money. It's a very uninteresting, not entertaining kind of failure. And trying to make it so is, in a word, gay.
 

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Dear Emily,

Is it true that you're actually Lady Trucker?
You sound like a morbidly obese mess.
I hope that your fat heart doesn't explode for many more years!

Thoughts 'n prayers,
Marion
 
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