Why is Anthony such a bad broadcaster now?

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
He's been doing this since he was fawkin 33. I think it's the visual element. You can see how twitchy and nervous he is, not to mention how grotesque he looks. I remember reading a New York Magazine article about them from 2001 and Anthony was described as constantly twitching and darting his eyes around when in performance mode.
 

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
Because Ant basically needed an idiot proof surrounding to do the show. Opie carried him and got the show to the level of success with the behind the scenes negotiating and being the “straight man” of the show both figuratively and literally. Now of course Ant was able to do solo shows just fine, even when he was only a short time into radio. But again, it’s because he had a team of interns around him to start the show, get to break, move it along, etc. Left to his own devices he’s an uncreative unmotivated wetbrained fuck. I don’t think he gives a shit anymore which is 70% of the reason his show looks the way it does and the other 30% is just being uncreative and needing someone more driven with him.
 

Gay Faggot.

A SEDUCTIVE heifer of the SEAS
Because Ant basically needed an idiot proof surrounding to do the show. Opie carried him and got the show to the level of success with the behind the scenes negotiating and being the “straight man” of the show both figuratively and literally. Now of course Ant was able to do solo shows just fine, even when he was only a short time into radio. But again, it’s because he had a team of interns around him to start the show, get to break, move it along, etc. Left to his own devices he’s an uncreative unmotivated wetbrained fuck. I don’t think he gives a shit anymore which is 70% of the reason his show looks the way it does and the other 30% is just being uncreative and needing someone more driven with him.
I’d swap those percentages around. He was never the person in charge, and he has no fucking spine. That’s why he cowered when two fat retards had a spat about niggers. Him not giving a shit is only 30% because he has never given a shit. The fact is, he is not a leader, and needs everything done for him. The “Opie was an asshole and was secretly in charge, we were all afraid of him!” Schtick has aged very poorly. They needed him that day way more than he did them, clearly.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

crumbly feta enjoyer
He's been doing this since he was fawkin 33. I think it's the visual element. You can see how twitchy and nervous he is, not to mention how grotesque he looks. I remember reading a New York Magazine article about them from 2001 and Anthony was described as constantly twitching and darting his eyes around when in performance mode.
All 3 suck separately. Only when they are all together are they funny. It really is chemistry
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

crumbly feta enjoyer
Because Ant basically needed an idiot proof surrounding to do the show. Opie carried him and got the show to the level of success with the behind the scenes negotiating and being the “straight man” of the show both figuratively and literally. Now of course Ant was able to do solo shows just fine, even when he was only a short time into radio. But again, it’s because he had a team of interns around him to start the show, get to break, move it along, etc. Left to his own devices he’s an uncreative unmotivated wetbrained fuck. I don’t think he gives a shit anymore which is 70% of the reason his show looks the way it does and the other 30% is just being uncreative and needing someone more driven with him.
Even before he was fired, I tried watching one of his basement shows and it was complete shit. They are all too hurt and stubborn to admit they need each other
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
I'm pretty sure it's actually cowardice. I think very early on he got positive feedback because people were outraged at the fact he was fired, so he's just afraid to do anything different or try anything new. He's deluded himself into believing he is saying what we're all thinking, even though it's not even what HE is thinking, so he sits there, as all us alcoholics do, angry, bored, and confused, hoping the new studio or the new talent they book will bring about a new age of Anthony Cumia. (spoiler alert : it wont)

edit : just want to clarify, bringing on a washed up has been/never was comic as the other half of the duo (when he's clearly the only one putting all the effort in, no matter how small) doesn't count as doing something new. It's no bigger change than getting a new house plant.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie bonnie bonnie❤️
All 3 suck separately. Only when they are all together are they funny. It really is chemistry
I did very much enjoy TACS for a while and I think he’s the only one that could have made good shows by himself. Norton really only works as a sidekick and Opie needs to be surrounded by talent. Remember when Sherrod showed up late (lol) and he fawkin panicked and had to call E-Rock in because he couldn’t even talk by himself for 10 minutes.
 

Stent

they tell me I’m sweet enough
Where the fuck is my Xanax?! Fuck!

The thing with anxiety is that people retreat from what makes them nervous which feels better in the moment. It makes things worse in the long run because something even less threatening will become too difficult to handle. Nana has been hiding for years and now he can't even function without pills and booze. He was so used to O&A crowds cheering and laughing for years, but now it's bombing and tiny rooms filled with ballwashers laughing at anything.

I hope he kills himself.
 
Because Ant basically needed an idiot proof surrounding to do the show. Opie carried him and got the show to the level of success with the behind the scenes negotiating and being the “straight man” of the show both figuratively and literally. Now of course Ant was able to do solo shows just fine, even when he was only a short time into radio. But again, it’s because he had a team of interns around him to start the show, get to break, move it along, etc. Left to his own devices he’s an uncreative unmotivated wetbrained fuck. I don’t think he gives a shit anymore which is 70% of the reason his show looks the way it does and the other 30% is just being uncreative and needing someone more driven with him.
It's this. Like it or not, both he and Norton need someone steering the ship, be it Brothaman or even Sam. "Happy to be there Guy" should have been happy to be there, because he genuinely has no clue what the fuck to do with no direction, before or now.
 

Renaus

A lot of it is due to the fans hyping his talent way too much. He convinced himself that he was indeed something like a genius and most of the reason why O&A was a success. Like most comedians Ant also thought that it wasn't just his jokes that people want but his opinions about politics too.


I sincerely can't understand the mind of someone who need to consume media praising their social views 24/7. It doesn't matter if you are watching Steven Colbert/Chappo Trap House or the Daily Shoah.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
The alcohol is finally, tangibly affecting his abilities with the bit of show-prep he does (while drinking).
The alcohol ALWAYS affected his career. He was a drunk loser during all of the WAAF and WNEW years. And became even worse on Sirius. There were multiple points during the Sirius-XM years where management threatened O&A with Anthony's firing if he didn't go to rehab. But for some reason Opie managed to get Anthony out of trouble. Likely out of a sense of loyalty but also refusing to ever side with management. When Anthony beat his girlfriend and announced he was going into rehab they all treated it like it was a long time coming.

His drinking and missing work and being hungover was always covered up by Opie, Jim, or others on the show. Sometimes they would even make a bit out it. Like Anthony falling asleep on the air. Or when Anthony began missing work over drinking and partying with Jill they made it into a bit. Anthony was also a master manipulator and liar. Being able to convince people he was not an alcoholic, was not homosexual, was not catfished by self cutting girl, and so on.

Now without people to stop his arab trash habits he is getting rapidly worse and worse.
A lot of it is due to the fans hyping his talent way too much. He convinced himself that he was indeed something like a genius and most of the reason why O&A was a success. Like most comedians Ant also thought that it wasn't just his jokes that people want but his opinions about politics too.
The show also hyped him up. He was "Professor Anthony" yet had a middle school education basically and no critical thinking skills. Having a pea brain like the niggers he mocks where he is chasing one simple high or fix to the next. Such as gambling, drinking, pornography, crack cocaine, and whatnot.

Norton was worse for this though. His advice show and him constantly seeking other jobs using Opie's name was pathetic. Vice shows, Tonight Show gigs, random tv shows and movies like he was a serious actor. That Derek Jeter autograph failure was such a spectacular meltdown because it put Jim's entire career into perspective. He was a nobody and everyone hated him or ignored him. Stuff like that probably deeply affected him and was one of the many reasons he stayed at Sirius rather than go with Anthony to Compound Media.
 
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guest

Guest
You're right about the video element. Ant's far too ugly and self conscious to be a face. After he got canned , Jimmy and Opie should've just left Sirius and started an audio podcast with Ant. Hire a competent manager/marketer. They hated each other but hey, it was a business/brand. Sad!
 
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Sue Lightning

Balconyster
His drinking and missing work and being hungover was always covered up by Opie, Jim, or others on the show. Sometimes they would even make a bit out it. Like Anthony falling asleep on the air. Or when Anthony began missing work over drinking and partying with Jill they made it into a bit. Anthony was also a master manipulator and liar. Being able to convince people he was not an alcoholic, was not homosexual, was not catfished by self cutting girl, and so on.
Anthony told a “charming” story on TACS recently about how when he would show up late to work 5-10 minutes into the show Opie would make some comment on mic. Ant goes on to say how this is a pussy move when management could hear and he would get bitched out for it. Of course he took no personal responsibility for it. Opie knew that was the only way that nigger could possibly understand. If he said something off air to him it would either be excuses, a confrontation, or a half hearted apology only for him to continue being late. For all the ragging Ant did on Di about being an irresponsible drunk who placed booze over her job, well…..
The show also hyped him up. He was "Professor Anthony" yet had a middle school education basically and no critical thinking skills. Having a pea brain like the niggers he mocks where he is chasing one simple high or fix to the next. Such as gambling, drinking, pornography, crack cocaine, and whatnot.
The whole “professor Anthony” was tongue and cheek at the start. He wasn’t an actual professor in being smart on complicated subjects - He could tell you how to do random shit like install AC duct work. Compared to Opie and Jim who never had a real job in their lives, that sort of weird knowledge was useful to the show. But after a couple years of that nickname and a few too many invitations on Fox, he genuinely considered himself to be some sort of knowledgable political pundit. A legitimate professor. Yet all of his talking points come straight from Fox news. Out of the three Anthony was definitely the smartest, which isn’t saying much, and it got to his head. Do you think if a nigger went on the radio, called himself “Professor Antwan”, and the extent of his knowledge was random manual labor facts Anthony would have a problem with that? Of course. Because to Anthony, knowing these facts is some charming endearment. For a nigger they only apparently know that because they’re stupid. My point is is that he’s black.
Norton was worse for this though. His advice show and him constantly seeking other jobs using Opie's name was pathetic. Vice shows, Tonight Show gigs, random tv shows and movies like he was a serious actor. That Derek Jeter autograph failure was such a spectacular meltdown because it put Jim's entire career into perspective. He was a nobody and everyone hated him or ignored him. Stuff like that probably deeply affected him and was one of the many reasons he stayed at Sirius rather than go with Anthony to Compound Media.
The fact is is that Jimmy will always be a bigger failure than any of them. People wanted to hear Ant solo no matter how shitty it is. Hell, people even wanted to hear Opie solo just to see how bad it would be. No one ever mentioned wanting to hear from Jim unless he was teaming up with Ant, Sam, or Opie. Yes he has a comedy career that predates O&A. But most comedians, especially if they’re not lauded as the best of our times, don’t want to just be comedians. It’s why so many of them try to make the jump into pundits, authors, actors, etc. Norton failed with his advice show. With his talk shows. With his cartoons. With his stupid Chip show. With fucking everything he has done on his own. It’s saying something when the biggest thing in his career now isn’t even his comedy - it’s fucking Jim & Sam.
 
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