Why him? (Threads Edition)

[SpaceEdge]

Cabbage is mostly automated harvesting too lol

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

You're on to another big media lie, actually 2/3 of all farmhands in the United States reside in California, who also has the worst labor conditions of all 50 states and employs a rate of nearly 90 percent illegals

It's just trick on the numbers to lie to idiot faggots like Patrick. It wouldn't be kosher if he pointed out all the blue states are abusing the wetbacks

I love the argument, "But who would pick our almonds? Who would make our hotel beds?"

Um, other people?

GET OUT.

 

[fricklefrackle]

This will never end.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

This will never end.

What did "sweetheart" say to make him snarl that at her?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I like that people like Pat claim when it comes to farming / crops / fields etc that everything has to be done by hand like it’s 1924 instead of 2024. We’ve done amazing things with technology to create all kinds of equipment just not when it comes to the mass production of our food. Does Pat think farmers are still milking cows by hand?

 

[RickReternal]

What did "sweetheart" say to make him snarl that at her?

Unknown. He wrote this then blocked. When someone is blocked on Threads the prior post isn’t visible. (And I haven’t figured out how to find it otherwise.)

 

[Steve Ramone]

The only thing Pat knows about farming is how to milk a bull.

 

[EraGodless]

It’s proof social media destroyed his brain. That blue check mark was the greatest moment of his life and will forever believe he is a very important person that NEEDS to tweet / post / etc all day because he is CHANGING THE WORLD.

Tbf, he didn't have much of a brain before social media. Pat was a guy, wherein Algebra 2 for him, was akin to discrete math. He's really stupid, you see.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

I would love to talk to people Rick went to high school with. I want to know if he's always had the faggy mannerisms and accent? Or did he start that shit later on? One thing I'm 100 percent sure of is it isn't his natural way of speaking. People from his area have that thick Wisconsin retard accent. Acting and talking like an old gay man might be weirdest defense mechanism I've ever heard of? It would be pretty on brand for him though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I would love to talk to people Rick went to high school with. I want to know if he's always had the faggy mannerisms and accent? Or did he start that shit ceiling on? One thing I'm 100 percent sure of is it isn't his natural way of speaking. People from his area have that thick Wisconsin retard accent. Acting and talking like an old gay man might be weirdest defense mechanism I've ever heard of? It would be pretty on brand for him though.

You probably went to school with a kid who spoke similarly. I went to school with several, and kinda picked on them because they made it too fun not to wind them up and watch them sperg out on me while facing me but looking at the ceiling. They'd be in normal classes and you'd think they were probably super smart at first because they're nerds with glasses and gay interests but they're all borderline retarded and spergy and would get really animated and when they'd chirp back they'd say the dumbest shit ever that they probably heard in a movie or read in some fantasy book, which would just get them laughed at.

They all sat at the same table in the cafeteria every day and played Magic The Gathering. And often several times a week someone would whip a butterscotch pudding snack pack at the wall above them and make it rain butterscotch pudding on them. They never changed tables. You'd see them walking around with crusty streaks where they had to wipe pudding off their clothes. Sometimes one would stand up and make some hilariously gay "YOU WILL RUE THE DAY" type declaration of war but most of the time they just barely reacted at all. Like "Aw, geez, they did it AGAIN."

 

[fusciasomething]

He had zero friends growing up because he was an asshole. Now he claims he grew up around awful people because they all did their best to avoid him.

He's not an asshole he's and anti social moron. Asshole, to me, implies some semblance of backbone which he absolutely does not have

 

[PickleRickle]

You probably went to school with a kid who spoke similarly. I went to school with several, and kinda picked on them because they made it too fun not to wind them up and watch them sperg out on me while facing me but looking at the ceiling. They'd be in normal classes and you'd think they were probably super smart at first because they're nerds with glasses and gay interests but they're all borderline retarded and spergy and would get really animated and when they'd chirp back they'd say the dumbest shit ever that they probably heard in a movie or read in some fantasy book, which would just get them laughed at.

They all sat at the same table in the cafeteria every day and played Magic The Gathering. And often several times a week someone would whip a butterscotch pudding snack pack at the wall above them and make it rain butterscotch pudding on them. They never changed tables. You'd see them walking around with crusty streaks where they had to wipe pudding off their clothes. Sometimes one would stand up and make some hilariously gay "YOU WILL RUE THE DAY" type declaration of war but most of the time they just barely reacted at all. Like "Aw, geez, they did it AGAIN."

We used to throw handfuls of army worms at the weird kids on the playground. Whipping them hard enough so that they would explode on impact. This one fucker used to cut up paper clips and shoot the halves at people with an elastic, you'd just see kids walking around with a big horseshoe mark on their faces if he had nailed them.

We had Yugioh fags at our high school that would sit in the library all day. I stole one of their decks and tossed it in the river on the way home once. Not very nice.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Farmers prop up your entire lifestyle you retarded bloated parasite

 

[AliceWorquer]

Also, I wonder if he realizes the amount of work it is from everyone involved to operate a farm. You don't get days off, you have to wake up before the sun every day and try to make sure you go to school without smelling like cow shit. So yeah, farmers don't have a lot of time or respect for lazy people regardless of race.

I guarantee he 100% believes he could be a farmer if he had a farm.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

On farmers
Rick’s preferred punching bag the last few days. View attachment 232722

On follower count
Follower count is very important. Low follower count = no one cares, life is worthless.View attachment 232723

He's back to his old insults. Hed never say that on Twitter today

 

[Cptbaldopie]

You probably went to school with a kid who spoke similarly. I went to school with several, and kinda picked on them because they made it too fun not to wind them up and watch them sperg out on me while facing me but looking at the ceiling. They'd be in normal classes and you'd think they were probably super smart at first because they're nerds with glasses and gay interests but they're all borderline retarded and spergy and would get really animated and when they'd chirp back they'd say the dumbest shit ever that they probably heard in a movie or read in some fantasy book, which would just get them laughed at.

They all sat at the same table in the cafeteria every day and played Magic The Gathering. And often several times a week someone would whip a butterscotch pudding snack pack at the wall above them and make it rain butterscotch pudding on them. They never changed tables. You'd see them walking around with crusty streaks where they had to wipe pudding off their clothes. Sometimes one would stand up and make some hilariously gay "YOU WILL RUE THE DAY" type declaration of war but most of the time they just barely reacted at all. Like "Aw, geez, they did it AGAIN."

We had an outdoor school for lunch and a group of kids played yughioh a little down the walkway from us. We would bowl water bottles at there decks stacked in-between them and called it bowling for nerds. They literally had one kid who's leg was in a halo type thing and a midget in their group. We were tough guys.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Is Pat just sperging out on Threads and Blue Sky now? I just noticed that he's been off Twitter for most of the day

 

[stealthygeek]

Is Pat just sperging out on Threads and Blue Sky now? I just noticed that he's been off Twitter for most of the day

Just this "muh follower count!" squealing.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I would love to talk to people Rick went to high school with. I want to know if he's always had the faggy mannerisms and accent? Or did he start that shit later on? One thing I'm 100 percent sure of is it isn't his natural way of speaking. People from his area have that thick Wisconsin retard accent. Acting and talking like an old gay man might be weirdest defense mechanism I've ever heard of? It would be pretty on brand for him though.

I liked during Josiah pt. 1 where he says something like “they thought that I was an easy target but they were fucking wrong.”

He speeds up the “fucking wrong” by a cunt hair and his oh golly gee Midwest accent pops out and makes him sound like William H Macy in Fargo.

Not to disparage the good people of the Midwest. I’d rather be in a foxhole next to a God fearing farm boy from the middle of Wisconsin than a Joe Cumia type wop from the east coast who joined the army because he got caught stealing power drills from Home Depot.

 

[BUBBLER]

He was “the weird kid” in a town of only 1,200 people. High school was probably bruuuuuudal. Imagine giant corn-fed hicks grabbing him and dipping his hair poof in the toilet while he cries and calls them “child”

Imagine going to school with retarded hicks and you placed 87/113?

He was in special needs classes