Why hasn't more been done to a certain sci-fi author's house?

[Petworth dude]

At least 4 people have visited MKE and all that's been done to the hovel is a light sprinkling of deli meat and primary-school level graffiti round the back.

What gives?

Get back in your hole

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He claims he’s being “hunted for sport” for 5 years but he barely leaves the house and nothing has happened to him. It’s almost like he’s loying!

 

[LoomisBuckby]

I cleverly said 'a certain sci-fi author'. Could mean anyone.

“DAMMIT JOHNSON! We nearly had him but he didn’t say which sci-fi author!”
“There’s gotta be thousands of them out there. Where do we even begin to look? These guys are good.”

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

because we're not criminals. stupid

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Pat and Jackie are known for their sense of humor and ability to spot satire but that's a dumb thing to say.

 

[Udders]

Nice cover, Pat isn't a sci-fi author anymore.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

That Hall of Fame for awful threads isn't sounding like such a bad idea now huh?

 

[Suetonius]

It’s 6pm in Oman. You have another 1-2 hours to delete this before Gibney gets done grading ecology tests and sees this. Enjoy prison

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It’s 6pm in Oman. You have another 1-2 hours to delete this before Gibney gets done grading ecology tests and sees this. Enjoy prison

If I change it to "alleged sci-fi author" will that get me off the hook?

idk, I'm not good at this.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

“DAMMIT JOHNSON! We nearly had him but he didn’t say which sci-fi author!”
“There’s gotta be thousands of them out there. Where do we even begin to look? These guys are good.”

“I don’t know about you, Carl but I fucking hate this Dan Ross guy. He’s such a detestable midget. Bald too. Sources within our agency have confirmed he smokes cigarette butts from public ashtrays.”

 

[ChildSpitTake]

 

[Africa.com]

This post glows

 

[guest]

That would be criminal damage of private property, you stupid cunt. This place is about typing out things that would automatically get deleted almost everywhere else on the internet, nothing more.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

To me this post is not a very good post.

 

[More Worser]

primary-school level graffiti round the back.

I must have missed that, what handwriting was it in?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I must have missed that, what handwriting was it in?

Kinda looks like it was written by some fawkin bald guy.

 

[guest]

In all actuality the worst anybody ever did was drunkenly text him calling him a pussy and waited for him at Hooli's for a fight. Everything beyond that is BS that fatso did to himself

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

 

[DominusOdium]

Fuck off, glowfaggot. Nobody here ever did that shit.

Worst anybody here ever did was make some crochet dolls and eat lunch in a public place Patrick thinks he owns. Oh, and call him fat online a bunch.

 

[Meownaw]

Won't see him no more. Odd that the bans started happening when Jackie entered the scene...