Why hasn't anyone put a ring on her finger yet?

[Guest]

It's still you, Hambeast.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Look at those ratchet nails. Her ass definitely smells like poop and has a chronic case of butt nuggets.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

The relationship expert that will forever be alone and bitter.

Dr. Baby Ruth

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

What a pig.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

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Jesus Christ

If gay guys ever want to start recruiting, this picture would be a great ad.

 

[Will Tate]

If gay guys ever want to start recruiting, this picture would be a great ad.

Picture of Betsy juxtaposed with Carol's luscious abs. "Which way, western man?"

 

[Safka's Enticer]

There aren't enough karats in the world to fit over those sausage fingers

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Jesus Christ, she’s making herself virtually un-hireable with posting this shit. Respectable companies now make you sign social media agreements so they don’t look bad firing someone over the awful stuff they post online. The relationship expert that will forever be alone and bitter. She really thinks she deserves the best men while bringing nothing to the table.

She's always at the table. Eating.
Because house walrus.
Get it?
I'll car crash myself out.

 

[guest]

It'll be like this except she's also Homer-sized.

 

[Snake]

Picture of Betsy juxtaposed with Carol's luscious abs. "Which way, western man?"

Break it down for them, Sil.

Besty (cow name) Resto:

Fat.

Mildy attractive if not fat, but still fat.

Too fat to ride a dick.

Spent her youth as a roastie, so it's full fledged extra large Arby's sub down there.

Cunt smells like shit.

Anal? The bitch can't even wipe it without a stick.

Even if she could ride a dick, tires easily and has a Big Mac break and chews fries loudly in your ear which makes you lose your half rod to begin with.

If you can even maintain said weak hardon to orgasm, she wants you to pull it out and probably says YUCKY if it gets on her.

If she even decides to put your cock in her maw, you can't even cum in her mouth even though she shoves everything else in there by the fucking car load.

Utterly worthless "career."

Has a faggot brother who can't eat the coochie right.



@CarolMaxheinie

Well kempt. Body hair falls out because he says so.

Washboard abs.

Clearly works out a lot and has high stamina.

Riding dick enthusiast.

Eats the booty.

A blowjob Artisan.

Thinks cum tastes yummy.

Cum in his ass? No problem.

Big dick, if you want a good prostate massage. When in Rome.

Gorilla grip asshole that's naturally flesh toned, not that gravy stain Besty shit.

Has fuck you money. "You wanna go overseas for the weekend?"




The facts are quite clear, Judge Ashley.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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Doesn't allow men to cum in her or her mouth. What a worthless hippo.

Fuck that thing is a few scales away from being a snapping turtle paw

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

How does she go about making a dude shoot one into their own mouth? She doesn't say putting the nut in their mouth, e.g. snowballing, but "making them" do it themselves. Short of Ron Jeremy, I don't know that I've ever seen or heard of this phenomenon, and he definitely didn't need help from a fat wannabe prostitute. I've heard of it happening accidentally, but that's also not what she's talking about. Someone should ask Brinton to clarify.

They do something where guy lays on his back then tries to fold up with his dick right over his mouth and she jerks him off into his mouth, its that weird out there bdsm shit

 

[Snake]

They do something where guy lays on his back then tries to fold up with his dick right over his mouth and she jerks him off into his mouth, its that weird out there bdsm shit

She's just a garden variety fatpig, man-hater.

 

[based and white pilled]

It's hard to believe this is a real person and not a parody account.

-Damian

 

[A House Nigger]

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Holidays at the Restos must be a delight. Everyone sitting around the dinner table with mom and dad. Brinton getting black out drunk on chardonnay while Betsy blathers on about sucking nigger cock.

She let some man fuck her mouth and didn't like it

 

[Stent]

If you named your daughter Betsy, you knew she was going to be a fat slut anyway.

 

[DMbA]

If you named your daughter Betsy, you knew she was going to be a fat slut anyway.

I heard they came up with it while combing these 2 activities

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

She's Janice Soprano, fat, lazy, scheming sister of a guy with credentials and a career. Go open another consignment shop no one goes to with daddy's money, slobbo.

Nice responding to a thread from 2 years ago, stupid.

 

[Brooke Shields]

They do something where guy lays on his back then tries to fold up with his dick right over his mouth and she jerks him off into his mouth, its that weird out there bdsm shit

There's some part in Kenny vs Spenny, i can't find the clip, where Kenny claims Spenny jerks off little dog penises or something into his cupped hand and then laps at it all gingerly like a cat

I was imagining it like that