He is conserving fat for the winter, stlaker. You’d know about hibernation, if you weren’t so stupid. Enjoy prison.
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Why doesn’t Pat just say he’s a Democrat?
- Thread starter Sue Lightning
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He adopts the politics of whatever sad sack is desperate enough to sleep with him at any given moment.
He's a woman, you see.
He's a woman, you see.
True. I want to keep my money, but I don’t give a flying fuck if ladies want to scrape their wombs apart.
Those guys sound fun and should go harder
Dana Perino follows him on the Twitter and he knows it. He's hoping she notices his hot political takes for exactly that reason - recurring interviews as a pundit. It's not out of the realm of possibility since they have to fill 24 hours a day. One possible issue with this however is that he is not pleasant to look at and wouldn't present well on TV. He is fat and bloated likely from all of the beer that he drinks. If he dropped about 70 pounds it could happen, but then he'd probably start childing the other guests when they disagree with him. If he ever made it on one of these shows I'd totally watch though.
Sounds like some real Funsters!
Dana Perino follows over 10,000 accounts. People like her use private lists so they only see a limited amount of people in their news feed. Fatso is not on Dana's reading list.
He's not only visually unappealing, but he has a very condescending and spergy way of speaking. He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
Check out Cryptic Web Chronicles on youtube. Thats where I first heard about it. Crazy story if true. Quite the rabbithole. Something doesnt add up with that Pat fellow.
There's something weird about this thread. It doesn't seem to show up in the thread list, but I can see in the activity stream. What's that about?
Libtard mods can't handle the hot fax we're spittin
- hates literally every Republican, politician or otherwise
- favorite politicians are Democrat Party royalty like Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris
- hates Independents/Democrats that don't express extreme fealty and groveling loyalty to the DNC like Bernie Sanders
Yo those guys in Off Topic are bad news mannnn... Real bunch of naysayers and ne'er do wells
Jimmy Dore can articulate arguments and isn’t a pompous asshole though.
Pat says he's a conservative but he can't name one single conservative he likes. That's pretty fucking weird if you think about it.
He's just ahead of the curve. The rest of the party will have caught up with him in five years.
This is it. Every time someone says "you liberals are all the same" or "typical Dem blah blah blah" he gets to say "actually I'm a conservative, child." Every choice Pat makes for his stealthy geek character is designed to win fights online.
Welp, I think we can both agree on the fact that Pat is fat and secretly gay.
I enjoy how he sucked that cankled Hilary Clinton's ass, despite the fact she was adamantly anti -gay marriage for years - and publicly, at that.
Ally indeed when it's convenient, aren't ya, you fat cunt?
We already how fat, sweaty, and pig-like he was in a two minute clip taped for the news. Imagine a live pig under those lights for a 5-10 minute segment.