He is conserving fat for the winter, stlaker. You’d know about hibernation, if you weren’t so stupid. Enjoy prison.
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True. I want to keep my money, but I don’t give a flying fuck if ladies want to scrape their wombs apart.Its pretty infuriating to be honest witcha.
No need even going into what he believes and how it makes him a liberal. We all know none of his beliefs are rooted in conservatism.
So why doesn’t he say he’s a Democrat? 2 answers for me….
1. He thinks Democrat is a dirty word. This is funny because he loves Democrats and thinks they’re righteous, yet also believes people will look at him as a weak prancing fag (and not a tough gun owning guy) if he calls himself a Dem
2. He is genuinely so stupid he doesn’t realize there are scales within the parties. That you can be a Democrat who loves guns or is economically conservative. (See: Third Way Democrats, Blue Dog Democrats, etc.)
Those guys sound fun and should go harderPat has always been a phony imposter. He lies to himself and believes it. He used to be able to hide behind his lies but one day he picked a fight with a group of people and they decided to look into his claims and they dug up his past proving that he is full of shit about almost everything he claims. They remind him and expose his lies daily ever since.
Dana Perino follows him on the Twitter and he knows it. He's hoping she notices his hot political takes for exactly that reason - recurring interviews as a pundit. It's not out of the realm of possibility since they have to fill 24 hours a day. One possible issue with this however is that he is not pleasant to look at and wouldn't present well on TV. He is fat and bloated likely from all of the beer that he drinks. If he dropped about 70 pounds it could happen, but then he'd probably start childing the other guests when they disagree with him. If he ever made it on one of these shows I'd totally watch though.He believes any day he will be picked up as a Joe Scarborough type pundit, "conservative" but decrying anything mainstream conservatives are doing or saying. He's stupid, you see.
Pat has always been a phony imposter. He lies to himself and believes it. He used to be able to hide behind his lies but one day he picked a fight with a group of people and they decided to look into his claims and they dug up his past proving that he is full of shit about almost everything he claims. They remind him and expose his lies daily ever since.
Dana Perino follows him on the Twitter and he knows it. He's hoping she notices his hot political takes for exactly that reason - recurring interviews as a pundit. It's not out of the realm of possibility since they have to fill 24 hours a day. One possible issue with this however is that he is not pleasant to look at and wouldn't present well on TV. He is fat and bloated likely from all of the beer that he drinks. If he dropped about 70 pounds it could happen, but then he'd probably start childing the other guests when they disagree with him. If he ever made it on one of these shows I'd totally watch though.
Those guys sound fun and should go harder
Check out Cryptic Web Chronicles on youtube. Thats where I first heard about it. Crazy story if true. Quite the rabbithole. Something doesnt add up with that Pat fellow.Sounds like some real Funsters!
Libtard mods can't handle the hot fax we're spittinThere's something weird about this thread. It doesn't seem to show up in the thread list, but I can see in the activity stream. What's that about?
Yo those guys in Off Topic are bad news mannnn... Real bunch of naysayers and ne'er do wellsWhy not post this in Off Topic so you can argue about politics with everyone over there? It's a larger audience, no?
Jimmy Dore can articulate arguments and isn’t a pompous asshole though.He sees the likes of Jimmy Dore making money claiming to be a liberal but espousing conservative talking points and he sees a possible in.
This is it. Every time someone says "you liberals are all the same" or "typical Dem blah blah blah" he gets to say "actually I'm a conservative, child." Every choice Pat makes for his stealthy geek character is designed to win fights online.It’s so he can drop the line “actually, I’m I’m not democrat” any time someone someone calls him one. Fake pundits do that all the time to force people into debating their “ideas,” not their image.
It’s especially frustrating for Pat though because he’s a cartoon parody of a boot-licking shitlib.
Welp, I think we can both agree on the fact that Pat is fat and secretly gay.Dana Perino follows over 10,000 accounts. People like her use private lists so they only see a limited amount of people in their news feed. Fatso is not on Dana's reading list.
He's not only visually unappealing, but he has a very condescending and spergy way of speaking. He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
But somehow he's not a Democrat. PatLogic. It's the same logic he applies to himself. Medically obese according to BMI, triple chins, can no longer button his oversized Brewers jersey, doesn't work out, and has a head that alone weighs 50 lbs but somehow he's not fat.
- hates literally every Republican, politician or otherwise
- favorite politicians are Democrat Party royalty like Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris
- hates Independents/Democrats that don't express extreme fealty and groveling loyalty to the DNC like Bernie Sanders
We already how fat, sweaty, and pig-like he was in a two minute clip taped for the news. Imagine a live pig under those lights for a 5-10 minute segment.Dana Perino follows him on the Twitter and he knows it. He's hoping she notices his hot political takes for exactly that reason - recurring interviews as a pundit. It's not out of the realm of possibility since they have to fill 24 hours a day. One possible issue with this however is that he is not pleasant to look at and wouldn't present well on TV. He is fat and bloated likely from all of the beer that he drinks. If he dropped about 70 pounds it could happen, but then he'd probably start childing the other guests when they disagree with him. If he ever made it on one of these shows I'd totally watch though.
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