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You didnT lisTen...to whaT the judge pro tem..had to say
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Why doesn't Pat do stand up comedy anymore?
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what a view
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He was getting that itch for bombing on stage again.
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That's not what I read in the independent.
See. He dabbles.
I wonder if he'll correct the record and point out that he's actually a professional who pays the bills with comedy.
See. He dabbles.
I wonder if he'll correct the record and point out that he's actually a professional who pays the bills with comedy.
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Project 119:
Get onto the same open mic as Rick, craft a whole set to dismantle his staples...
ie. "how do guys manange to get cucked? these are the same guys who'll still hate their ex 10yrs after! how must that feel for their new GF - probably best to find one who's medicated beyond reason & hopefully trustfunded-up... can these guys think about clothes, therapy, or anything(?) without referencing the one who got away..."
I dunno, not in a writing mood
Get onto the same open mic as Rick, craft a whole set to dismantle his staples...
ie. "how do guys manange to get cucked? these are the same guys who'll still hate their ex 10yrs after! how must that feel for their new GF - probably best to find one who's medicated beyond reason & hopefully trustfunded-up... can these guys think about clothes, therapy, or anything(?) without referencing the one who got away..."
I dunno, not in a writing mood
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Remember like 5 years ago when roast battles were all the rage? Would have been a lot of fun to roast the Pigman.
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Holy shit what a pretentious asshole. He had 5 minutes at best yet already planning albums.
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Holy shit I think I saw that dude at a recent Tool show!
In the projections for Rosetta Stoned.
Gray-lookin-MF.
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They're playing Rosetta Stoned again? Nice.
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Are we thinking of the same Pat Tomlinson?
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"I've performed stand up in front of crowds of hundreds"
The only way he could be more like BroJoe is if he wrote "crowds of multiple 100s". What an absolutely pathetic brag.
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The only large crowds he ever performed in front of were at festivals, where they need all the bodies they can get.
You'll find him near the end in the smallest font:
He only ever got gigs above open mics when the MKE/Madison "Caste of Killers" comics were desperate for someone to host.
He tried to start his own comedy troupe and crashed and burned.
He sucks. He came up with five minutes of material from 2011 to 2018, and two of those minutes are based on the true event of seriously contemplating the murders of his ex-wife and ex-child.
You'll find him near the end in the smallest font:
He only ever got gigs above open mics when the MKE/Madison "Caste of Killers" comics were desperate for someone to host.
He tried to start his own comedy troupe and crashed and burned.
He sucks. He came up with five minutes of material from 2011 to 2018, and two of those minutes are based on the true event of seriously contemplating the murders of his ex-wife and ex-child.
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His pre Norm 11 tweets are refreshing in hindsight..
"Lets compare half marathon times"
His autism is the funniest fucking shit
"Lets compare half marathon times"
His autism is the funniest fucking shit
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I would rearrange my life to be there.
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Never saw that last one. Astounding. There’s enough undiscovered Patlore for multiple lifetimes.
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You wonder how many selfies he’s taken before deciding on one he posts online that looks awful. His phone roll must be nothing but pictures of his fat head and dumb mustang.
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Might have something to do with him not being funny and every time he's on stage it looks like he shat his pants a few minutes prior.
