I'm almost certain that there are no federal harassment or stalking laws. And federal prison is supposedly way crusier and has less niggers than state prison.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Why does Pat say we're going to federal prison?
- Thread starter Dennis Denuto
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A pack of niggers are gonna swig and nosh his fat ass in prison by the end of the year, guaranteed.
They already do this when he gets home during Niki's nigger farting sessions
1.2 GPA, excessively rotund
He's very fat and stupid is what I'm getting at here.
He's very fat and stupid is what I'm getting at here.
He’s thinks everyone that laughs at him on the internet is getting LIFE in prison. The guy that shot President Reagan didn’t even serve life in prison. I’m wondering when he’ll start claiming we’re all getting the death penalty.
Oh baby child, you think Reagan won any election legitimately? 84 was stolen clearly by the republicans because they didn’t want a female VP.
Nice cushier stupid.
Because federal prison is the very least punishment you deserve. You should be thankful there is no Earth prison or Intergalactic prison.
No, not more cushier, I mean crusier. Like, it's really cruisey.
The ONA prison pod. $20 on commissary for the funniest pat text that week.
When pat joins us for contempt we'll get live reactions for texts. Sounds like a pfg time to me, SNIFF
Federal can be no picnic as well. It really depends on your classification. In many cases, state time is preferable to doing Fed time. It all depends. Fed time is 85% of the sentence with no parole. I don't think Pat is going to jail- but he cannot ignore the contempt of court charge.
In pat's scenario we have like 600 life sentences though, so parole or good behaviour doesn't matter.
Reminder: during the Josiah tapes Patrick said we all deserve to be put to death for calling him fat.
He thinks 5,000 people are doing multiple life sentences for this:
I only visit this site to have some loffs about Pat, the Q-Mias, random faggotry in Off Topic such as Niko Avocados asshole, doodoo porn, beefers and so forth. What will my sentence be and is it possible for early release for good behavior?
This is why:
Even if he hasn't seen the movie, he's heard the line.
Even if he hasn't seen the movie, he's heard the line.
This is before KiwiFarmers were swatting him on the reg
Life in solitary confinement according to fatso
Rick's the sort of guy who would've seen the movie just because omg it's Mike Judge (and probably didn't care for it) but wouldn't watch anything from Mike Judge now because he's a Trumpist Nazi Republican, child.
I'm kinda surprised he's not a yuuuuge Kevin Smith fan (like Stu Lightning).