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Why does Little Caesar's get such a bad rap?

Jizz

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I'll #ruiz almost any pizza if I'm hungry. Even 7 11 pizza isn't that bad. Only thing I hate is when it's like all dough and no toppings! #Ruizing


$1.50 slice of 7-11

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Tom Monaghan (Domino's) grew a single restaurant into a billion dollar company (when he sold). He loved Tigers baseball and wanted a championship. He bought the team and got a world series in a year (1984). A few years later he sold to Mike Illitch (little Caesars) who also owned the Red wings and created a Detroit hockey dynasty in the 90's by bringing in all the Russian talent.

@NoBacon might be interested that monaghan, a lifelong catholic, read "mere Christianity" by c.s. Lewis, and the chapter on pride changed his life. He sold the billion dollar company and material possessions determined to die broke. Most of his money goes to (conservative) catholic education via "ave maria," law school, University, and city in Florida, among other endeavors.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Tom Monaghan (Domino's) grew a single restaurant into a billion dollar company (when he sold). He loved Tigers baseball and wanted a championship. He bought the team and got a world series in a year (1984). A few years later he sold to Mike Illitch (little Caesars) who also owned the Red wings and created a Detroit hockey dynasty in the 90's by bringing in all the Russian talent.

@NoBacon might be interested that monaghan, a lifelong catholic, read "mere Christianity" by c.s. Lewis, and the chapter on pride changed his life. He sold the billion dollar company and material possessions determined to die broke. Most of his money goes to (conservative) catholic education via "ave maria," law school, University, and city in Florida, among other endeavors.

Real ass dude.
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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How long does it take a regular pizza place.. 20 minutes for a couple pies? You fat fucks can't plan 20 minutes ahead?

I've never had this slop and they've been relentlessly advertising since I can remember watching TV.

Yeah, every time we've been in a "hurry" and they failed us we just order somewhere else and drive there.
 

chewtoyrapist

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Last time I went there it was $8 for a cheesy bread and a 4 square detroit pizza, and it was almost as good as a more expensive (but still shit, don't misunderstand me) place like papa john's. My biggest complaints were that they were way too oily and their sauces suck.
 

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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The reason is because every time you order a pizza, you get stabbed in the back by a midget
 
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