Joe's neighbors with a shake, a box of fries, and a wad of meat.Nice of him to break out the fine china for such a feast. There is nothing in that photo that is worth taking a picture. Rubber eggs, a plantain, and a his daughters souvenir cup.
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Joe's neighbors with a shake, a box of fries, and a wad of meat.Nice of him to break out the fine china for such a feast. There is nothing in that photo that is worth taking a picture. Rubber eggs, a plantain, and a his daughters souvenir cup.
The Mic Drooler.Joe's neighbors with a shake, a box of fries, and a wad of meat.
The "Old Schooler"™The Mic Drooler.
He grazes for about 12 hours a dayJoe doesn't have anything else to do, so eating is a huge, exciting thing to him.
No grain, silage, corn in a trough this morning…He grazes for about 12 hours a day
Jovine posting needs to be the new bitNo grain, silage, corn in a trough this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy tetracyclines diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (16 lbs. hay and grass) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to pasturage, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 400lbs over the last 2 seasons. Lower loin fucked up, can’t bend straight over to drink from my trough without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat udder…
A high weight of 2,250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal Hoof and Mouth patient.
(No offense Hoof and Mouth patients….)
Goal- 1850lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 18 hands high at the shoulder helps big time.
Jovine posting needs to be the new bit
Keep on clipping those coupons bro Joe, Nana’s change purse is empty.
It's the only cup the kids he has chained in the basement will spit into.Nearly 70 and he eats from paper plates and drinks out of a child's cup with a cartoon on it.
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