No, but I'd cut it off and make a delectable stew
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Why do we hate Emily from reddit?
- Thread starter CumSlurper9000
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She wont sent me footage of her sitting on a toilet and eating a ham sandwich.
Shes a well fed Truth seeker a real chunky fuddie duddie
Emily raped me behind an Arby's in '97
I sent her 117 cock pics and she won't respond, even showed my yam bag from behind
I gave her a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and she NEVER FAWKIN' DID IT!
shes a woman of lower stock
She's a good kid and an OPIMANIAC at heart. She got fed a buncha lies and went off the true path. She knows THE OPSTAR is the true king of radio, period.
Unlike Danny, she can take being called everything but a white woman. Sure, her posts are kind of creepy. Plus, she has been asked multiple times to show butthole, feet, and tits. However, we do remember the selfie she posted on the old subreddit. I have to give it to her, she has a crew of simps. Like everyone else on here, im an asshole at heart. So, fuck that dick tease
Fixed.
Wait, she did show a picture once?
Spread asshole, then release. Use high speed camera. @Emily from reddit