Why do they have to put nudity and sex scenes in movies?

[T-t-t-Terry!]

That cat was a really good actor. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a cat to do anything

There was more than one cat. Each trained for one specific trick and then euthanized immediately after they got the take.

 

[Professor Rape]

Why can’t they just make movies like this anymore?


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Wow I haven't thought of that film in like 25 years. We watched it on a bus on a school field trip. Holy shit, unlocked memory. That feels weird.

Nobody does it like Nigger Jim!

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

My mom would always make us watch it and then cry when the lab came limping out of the bushes at the end.

 

[Professor Rape]

Like in godfather 1. Why did that nigger have to show her b***s.

You're right. Apparently she was underage too, so I'm glad I found those tits disgusting before I found that out, it means I'm not a pedophile. The Jews made some underage girl get topless for no reason.

That's why godfather 2 is superior.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

aline

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why can’t they just make movies like this anymore?


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Did you know that's a remake?

My mom let my cousin "borrow" my VHS of this and I never got it back. I'm still fucking pissed about that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're right. Apparently she was underage too, so I'm glad I found those tits disgusting before I found that out, it means I'm not a pedophile. The Jews made some underage girl get topless for no reason.

That's why godfather 2 is superior.

Godfather 2 is mostly a piece of shit aside from the flashback scene I'm in.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My mom would always make us watch it and then cry when the lab came limping out of the bushes at the end.

He's a golden retriever and his name is Shadow you fucking cripple.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Johnny Depp's daughter gave me a fucking rod all throughout Christmas day from that dumb fucking vampire movie. My wife was on the rag, too, so I had to finally take matters into my own hands.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

There was more than one cat. Each trained for one specific trick and then euthanized immediately after they got the take.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

He's a golden retriever and his name is Shadow you fucking cripple.

He's a golden lab and he's a bad dog! Bad!

 

[Turk February]

He's a golden lab and he's a bad dog! Bad!

I've never heard of this brand of cat.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My wife was on the rag, too, so I had to finally take matters into my own hands.

Rape?

 

[Niggerotchi]

Why can’t they just make movies like this anymore?


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You might find this odd, but I relate to Sassy.

 

[aRTie02150]

Same reason why Cardi B is promoted and popular.

 

[DominusOdium]

Why does Mickey wear pants and Donald Duck runs around in just a shirt making everyone look at his cloaca? Shit is nasty.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Rape?

Like I said she was on the rag, so of course I raped her.

I once knew this white trash bitch who asked a boyfriend she was seeing to do rape play and he took it too far. She was telling the story about how he said "ok" then knocked her ass to the ground, grabbed her by one of her legs and dragged her into the bedroom. She begged him to stop, but you'll never guess what he did instead. He literally raped her. She said she was crying while it was happening and shit - like a legit rape and not at all what she fantasized. She said she was all bruised from it after. I was laughing so fucking hard through the whole fucking story.

 

[aRTie02150]

My mom would always make us watch it and then cry when the lab came limping out of the bushes at the end.

My mom cried during Air Bud when the coach was throwing basketballs at some kid. Lol

 

[Andy Elliott]

So I can jerk off

 

[Uncle Floyd]

knocked her ass to the ground, grabbed her by one of her legs and dragged her into the bedroom

Haha. That wasn't his first rape. Had a method and everything.