THis shit is so fucking annoying. THe military really did a number on my sleepness. Only once a week do I ever seem to get a full nights rest.
I want to fucking kill myself.
I want to fucking kill myself.
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Go buy 10mg melatonin and valerian root.THis shit is so fucking annoying. THe military really did a number on my sleepness. Only once a week do I ever seem to get a full nights rest.
I want to fucking kill myself.
That and start taking 5,000 IU of Vitamin D a day.Go buy 10mg melatonin and valerian root.
That and start taking 5,000 IU of Vitamin D a day.
I’ve got some vitamin D for you! (Points at penis)
Buy Quick Fix fake piss. Can't say enough good things about it.Dude, I have a job and drug tests, LMAO
This is why alcohol was invented.
I quit (almost) 4 years ago.
What’s the fun in that?
not being fat
Don't know but you should fix that. 7-8 hours a night or you'll have serious health problems down the road.
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