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Why do cops make so much money?

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Lmao yes she mentioned how she was going back to study dumb shit, forgot what because it was so forgettable.

I went on a date with her when she was skinny. I took her for a drive and I pulled over and threatened to kill her (as a joke, but she did flinch when I leapt to pretend I was about to strangle her).

She never saw me again after that (lol no kidding?) and some other guy I fucking hated ended up dating her.

Noticed she ballooned up into a whale so he was stuck in a relationship with a fat cunt. Made me feel better.

You really do like rape, dont you
 

Uncle Floyd

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The cops I know work a ton of overtime doing shit like directing traffic or being security at late-night Mcdonald:s and nursing homes.
 
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