Why are you so mad that this man is more successful than you’ll ever be?

[BenDovid]

Imagine bragging on the internet about $200 sunglasses.

Imagine giving any kind of shit about me at all good or bad. Like, I'm an ex-radio producer from what at this point, is an old obscure show. But here you are. Talking about a pair of sunglasses I had back in 2006, when George Bush was President.

Yeah I'm sure 20 years later you look Less haggard and shitty

Do you care? Are you gay? If I look real good, you wanna fuck me? What kind of queer shit even is this comment.

"I bet you're not nearly as attractive as I'd like you to be."

Sick burn my dude.

 

[PickleRickle]

Imagine giving any kind of shit about me at all good or bad. Like, I'm an ex-radio producer from what at this point, is an old obscure show. But here you are. Talking about a pair of sunglasses I had back in 2006, when George Bush was President.



Do you care? Are you gay? If I look real good, you wanna fuck me? What kind of queer shit even is this comment.

"I bet you're not nearly as attractive as I'd like you to be."

Sick burn my dude.

The gayest moments of this post are now in bold for easier viewing. He's only talking about your sunglasses because you sheepishly brought them up as a flex, dumbass kike.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

But here you are. Talking about a pair of sunglasses I had back in 2006,

The ones you brought up as a measure of success? Yeah why would anybody talk about that?

 

[BenDovid]

The ones you brought up as a measure of success? Yeah why would anybody talk about that?

Ask the dude who posted the pic and then the half dozen posters playing Queer Eye For The Straight Guy about an 18 year old outfit of mine.

I don't know if you're aware, but all of this is very gay. Women rag on other women for how they dress. You're a bunch of men? Are you sure?

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Imagine bragging on the internet about $200 sunglasses.

Imagine paying $200 for fucking sunglasses.

 

[BenDovid]

Imagine paying $200 for fucking sunglasses.

Yeah, they were probably more. What's for dinner tonight my dude? Kraft Mac & Cheese?

 

[PickleRickle]

Yeah, they were probably more. What's for dinner tonight my dude? Kraft Mac & Cheese

"My dude" is something that faggots say. You wouldnt be one of those faggot queers, would ya?

 

[BenDovid]

"My dude" is something that faggots say. You wouldnt be one of those faggot queers, would ya?

You tell me, Rick & Morty fan.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Yeah, they were probably more. What's for dinner tonight my dude? Kraft Mac & Cheese?

Actually, steak and corn on the cob. Thanks for asking. Sorry I don't understand the need to spend $200 on sunglasses. I'm not a fucking teenage influencer chick being bankrolled by my daddy. Now, if you were to say you spent several hundred dollars on home theater equipment, I'd get it. $200 on sunglasses is something a New Yorker wannabe does to try to impress people. Here's a hint: No one gives two fucks except teenagers who don't know the value of money. Things that are actually impressive: Paying a mortgage, owning a dependable car and taking care of one's family. Impressive luxury items for dudes: Home theater equipment, nice TV, decent PC, etc...

 

[PickleRickle]

You tell me, Rick & Morty fan.

My name is not a reference to that show.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Yeah, they were probably more. What's for dinner tonight my dude? Kraft Mac & Cheese?

Did your sugar daddy nana buy them for you kike rentboy

 

[BenDovid]

Things that are actually impressive

nice TV

decent PC

Sir, you are easily impressed.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

You tell me, Rick & Morty fan.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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Is that Shaft?

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Sir, you are easily impressed.

Just not by $200 sunglasses and some stupid trendy shirt. Be your own person not a wannabe.

 

[BenDovid]

trendy shirt

I bought this shirt at a Spencer Gifts.

Trendy for you, is a Spencer Gifts. That's....perfect. When I tell people to post more, this is what I mean.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

I bought this shirt at a Spencer Gifts.

Trendy for you, is a Spencer Gifts. That's....perfect. When I tell people to post more, this is what I mean.

Bought at Spencer's Gifts and you remember the brand from 2006? Seems like you were pretty proud to be wearing it.

 

[BenDovid]

Bought at Spencer's Gifts and you remember the brand from 2006? Seems like you were pretty proud to be wearing it.

This is a photo from like 2 years ago. You're gay. The amount of attention paid to me is simply homosexual.

 

[Mike Glyer]

If I had a whole forum filled with people who found me annoying and pathetic I'd definitely go out of my way to create a profile on that forum and respond to every single thing said about me. Back to the looney bin or join Steve C.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Ask the dude who posted the pic and then the half dozen posters playing Queer Eye For The Straight Guy about an 18 year old outfit of mine.

Are the sunglasses all grown up and in university by now? Did the shirt meet a nice girl and give you and your wife a few beautiful grandchildren? Or is it all just trash in a heap somewhere now?