Why are women sick all the time?

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Oh I thought this was the woman coworker hate thread, you're talking about romantic relationships. Yeah I don't need help ending relationships in that department.....

Just introduce them to OnA and they'll leave you alone forever

 

[Professor Rape]

Just introduce them to OnA and they'll leave you alone forever

I like to think everyone in this forum has the same experience listening to OnA with their girlfriend.

Girlfriend: ...........can we turn this off?

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I like to think everyone in this forum has the same experience listening to OnA with their girlfriend.

Girlfriend: ...........can we turn this off?

What the fuck is a girlfriend?

 

[TorpidSloth]

Years ago I had a boss who ONLY fired women. He was a veteran so technically he was considered a minority even though he was a grizzled white dude who made everybody call him Sarge.

I thought it was fucked up at the time but seeing how awful women have gotten over the past 5 years, he was a real ass dude about it. RIP SARGE

We never hired women or men who had any kind of entrepreneurial background. Give me a white or east Asian man who has a mortgage and a family to provide for every time. They'll work their arses off for you.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Oh I thought this was the woman coworker hate thread, you're talking about romantic relationships. Yeah I don't need help ending relationships in that department.....

Hey, sorry I never got back to you.

Let's say you want to go do something this weekend, like go to an airplane museum or a swap meet, and your chick was going to come with. Without fail, she will feel sick the day of, and want to cancel because she's not feeling well. Coincidentally, whenever she wants to plan on doing gay bullshit SHE likes (apple orchards, antique stores, etc.) she is always feeling up to it. But she's always got an excuse about not being able to participate in YOUR gay bullshit.

If you call her out on this simple fact, and double down by explaining that women are sick constantly, they would rather break up with you than take accountability and acknowledge that you are correct.

Hope this helps!

(This is a good thread that died too soon and I don't regret bringing it back from the dead)

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Christ, who resurrected this old thread from five months ago?

But guess what? It's still the same nonsense! She's recovering from a 'chest cold' she has a 'throat infection' penciled in for next week. She has a 'kidney fever' that might strike at any time.

What does any of that mean? I'm a MAN! A strong, motivated individual who turns up to work to get stuff done. I don't even understand these sicknesses that she is clearly making up.

My body is a machine, a temple. Her body is an old game of Operation that was handed into a charity shop six months ago and hasn't sold because it has half the pieces missing.

I think men have objectively better bodies than women.

Oh, you'd rather cum in a woman?? We all would. But beyond that five or six seconds of orgasm I think men have the superior body.

At the risk of getting a bit Joe Rogan, I can see that gay sex is actually more masculine and therefore more superior to straight sex.

I think I see that.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I assumed you raped her until she had something real to complain about. What a shame

 

[H0meRunCumia]

Because they're a disease.

 

[Stent]

Hormones is spelled incorrectly.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I started working with this woman. Pretty much the first words out of her mouth were that she thought she had Covid.

Turns out it wasn't Covid, it was just a cold.

When that cleared up four days later she complained that she had period pains. Now I suppose it's nice she's willing to confide in me about her female body welfare (tips fedora) but obviously I found that information inappropriate and rather revolting. It's an unclean time and she should feel natural shame from that, rather than trying to force me into pretending that it's somehow not shameful.

Literally three or four days later her friend's got Covid so she thinks she might have it AGAIN. It's only been a few days since she was moaning about having the painters in and I know for a fact women string that shit out for AT LEAST a week every month.

It's going to be like this every day, isn't it? Just permanent weakness from allergies, Covid, invisible disability issues, blob time, not sleeping well, tiredness from other women being jealous etc etc etc.

Why can't women be physically strong and muscly like men? FUCK!

She wants to fuck you, you oblivious queen. You’re supposed to exchange numbers “just in case she needs anything” then text her after work on a Friday “to see how she’s feeling” and ask what she’s doing. She’ll either say

1-she is feeling still kind of sick but sore which is when you come over “to help” then sit on the couch with her and offer a massage when she starts hinting (probably by putting her feet under your legs on the couch)
Or
2-Feeling so much better but sad bc she cancelled the totally-real plans she definitely had! Which is your opening to tell her “oh I’m watching (some bullshit show) which is when she tells you she loves it or has been wanting to check that out and says you should bring over wine or White Claw or whatever and “watch the show”. Get through one episode sitting on opposite ends of the couch and give her time to get through the second drink and then you make the move

Man up and cure her sickness with unprotected sex. I bet she will let you go in raw as long as you build the tension by teasing penetration and DO NOT ask about a condom or if she’s on the pill. You don’t care. Your job is to spackle that cervix.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I started working with this woman. Pretty much the first words out of her mouth were that she thought she had Covid.

Turns out it wasn't Covid, it was just a cold.

When that cleared up four days later she complained that she had period pains. Now I suppose it's nice she's willing to confide in me about her female body welfare (tips fedora) but obviously I found that information inappropriate and rather revolting. It's an unclean time and she should feel natural shame from that, rather than trying to force me into pretending that it's somehow not shameful.

Literally three or four days later her friend's got Covid so she thinks she might have it AGAIN. It's only been a few days since she was moaning about having the painters in and I know for a fact women string that shit out for AT LEAST a week every month.

It's going to be like this every day, isn't it? Just permanent weakness from allergies, Covid, invisible disability issues, blob time, not sleeping well, tiredness from other women being jealous etc etc etc.

Why can't women be physically strong and muscly like men? FUCK!

Louis CK’s dad actually gave him great advice on women that is applicable to you getting to spray down your coworker’s womb. Build her desire by withholding. She wants to have to win your cum. That’s why she keeps babbling to you even though you’re not giving back any signs. Don’t just jump her and try to hump away like any animalistic derelict off the streets. She wants to *earn* that trip to Walgreens for a Plan B pill

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

She just wants attention. If you want to punish her then just ignore her. Don't even humor with "uh huh"s.

If OP was “alpha” enough for this she already would have asked to go drinking with him and swallowed his swimmers.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Its their periods, you never lived with a woman faggots

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What bugs me is their whining is always the same: "No, please stop! I have children! Just take the money and leave!" Can't live with em, can't live without em, am I right fellas?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Hormones is spelled incorrectly.

More like whore-mones. Heh heh

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

She wants to fuck you, you oblivious queen. You’re supposed to exchange numbers “just in case she needs anything” then text her after work on a Friday “to see how she’s feeling” and ask what she’s doing. She’ll either say

1-she is feeling still kind of sick but sore which is when you come over “to help” then sit on the couch with her and offer a massage when she starts hinting (probably by putting her feet under your legs on the couch)
Or
2-Feeling so much better but sad bc she cancelled the totally-real plans she definitely had! Which is your opening to tell her “oh I’m watching (some bullshit show) which is when she tells you she loves it or has been wanting to check that out and says you should bring over wine or White Claw or whatever and “watch the show”. Get through one episode sitting on opposite ends of the couch and give her time to get through the second drink and then you make the move

Man up and cure her sickness with unprotected sex. I bet she will let you go in raw as long as you build the tension by teasing penetration and DO NOT ask about a condom or if she’s on the pill. You don’t care. Your job is to spackle that cervix.

@Patrick O'Neal rape this bitch you fucking faggot

 

[Professor Rape]

She wants to fuck you, you oblivious queen. You’re supposed to exchange numbers “just in case she needs anything” then text her after work on a Friday “to see how she’s feeling” and ask what she’s doing. She’ll either say

1-she is feeling still kind of sick but sore which is when you come over “to help” then sit on the couch with her and offer a massage when she starts hinting (probably by putting her feet under your legs on the couch)
Or
2-Feeling so much better but sad bc she cancelled the totally-real plans she definitely had! Which is your opening to tell her “oh I’m watching (some bullshit show) which is when she tells you she loves it or has been wanting to check that out and says you should bring over wine or White Claw or whatever and “watch the show”. Get through one episode sitting on opposite ends of the couch and give her time to get through the second drink and then you make the move

Man up and cure her sickness with unprotected sex. I bet she will let you go in raw as long as you build the tension by teasing penetration and DO NOT ask about a condom or if she’s on the pill. You don’t care. Your job is to spackle that cervix.

I know you mean well, but OP probably has a real job where it's understood you don't fuck coworkers. And she sounds fat anyway.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I know you mean well, but OP probably has a real job where it's understood you don't fuck coworkers. And she sounds fat anyway.

It's understood but if you don't you're a faggot

And it's more important to be not seen as the department homo

 

[Agent Smith]

Girlfriend: ...........can we turn this off?

I bought you those earbuds for a reason, bitch.