Why are women sick all the time?

[Patrick O'Neal]

I started working with this woman. Pretty much the first words out of her mouth were that she thought she had Covid.

Turns out it wasn't Covid, it was just a cold.

When that cleared up four days later she complained that she had period pains. Now I suppose it's nice she's willing to confide in me about her female body welfare (tips fedora) but obviously I found that information inappropriate and rather revolting. It's an unclean time and she should feel natural shame from that, rather than trying to force me into pretending that it's somehow not shameful.

Literally three or four days later her friend's got Covid so she thinks she might have it AGAIN. It's only been a few days since she was moaning about having the painters in and I know for a fact women string that shit out for AT LEAST a week every month.

It's going to be like this every day, isn't it? Just permanent weakness from allergies, Covid, invisible disability issues, blob time, not sleeping well, tiredness from other women being jealous etc etc etc.

Why can't women be physically strong and muscly like men? FUCK!

 

[Treat Yourself]

She just wants attention. If you want to punish her then just ignore her. Don't even humor with "uh huh"s.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

So they can whine. But they were going to whine anyway

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Women can take all the sick days they want and not get any shit for it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Women can take all the sick days they want and not get any shit for it.

I had the fun of overhearing the team next to me at work have to discuss the “problem” with their new hire that happens to be a fat n person lady. She’s not even been there 2 weeks and she’s already calling out and at least 15 minutes late when she does come in. The two white managers were walking on eggshells discussing the problem with each other since they’re afraid if they tell the new hire theyre being a problem they will be called racist.

 

[aRTie02150]

To remind everyone now useless they are.

 

[Sue Lightning]

The irony is is that men not only get sicker than woman but when they do its far worse. They’re just weak babies.

Man flu - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

but when they do its far worse

exactly! we don't complain until we're totally fucking ill. we just strong it out!

EDIT: ur gay lil fella, but that don't mean you should defend womens' failings, you've got the best of both worlds; you look like a woman, but a man would protect you... keep sneezing, bitch.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Because people care or pretend to care

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

Because people care or pretend to care

Because men want pussy

 

[RoTheHo69]

Because they're cunts. Next question.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Because they're cunts. Next question.

What's sex like?

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

It's called a bad period, incels.

 

[RoTheHo69]

What's sex like?

Supposedly less difficult when they stop breathing according to Dan Mullen of Insight Software.

 

[Stent]

Women act sick all the time to remind everyone how much they struggle but bravely continue on. They always then bring up the man flu for the same reason. Tell them they're full of shit they'll ramble on about how women give birth and it's the hardest thing in the world and women have a higher pain tolerance than men and blah, blah, blah.

They have fifty different medications at any given point in time. Men might have aspirin that is a decade past the use by date.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Years ago I had a boss who ONLY fired women. He was a veteran so technically he was considered a minority even though he was a grizzled white dude who made everybody call him Sarge.

I thought it was fucked up at the time but seeing how awful women have gotten over the past 5 years, he was a real ass dude about it. RIP SARGE

 

[Cartoon Redux]

If you ask a woman to do some kind of activity with you that's YOUR idea and not HER idea, she will say she's sick. You can INSTANTLY end the relationship by saying she's always sick. I've done it twice. 100% success rate across an admittedly small sample size.

 

[Professor Rape]

If you ask a woman to do some kind of activity with you that's YOUR idea and not HER idea, she will say she's sick. You can INSTANTLY end the relationship by saying she's always sick. I've done it twice. 100% success rate across an admittedly small sample size.

Can you explain this more clearly, not sure what you're referring to by activity or how to end the relationship. But would love to know how to end the few remaining relationships I have with women.

 

[Professor Rape]

Oh I thought this was the woman coworker hate thread, you're talking about romantic relationships. Yeah I don't need help ending relationships in that department.....

 

[Mass.gov]

OP sounds like the husband who keeps getting the headache excuse when he BEGS for some pussy.

Carpe Diem stupid...

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