Why are women always buying flowers

[LockedHDD__Pot]

If I'm gonna give flowers I do it randomly and avoid doing it on Valentine's day. A random flower on a random day will get you pussy faster than you think. I did the math.

I like the idea & think it's a solid principle... but my gal would think I'd been cheating if I suddenly bought her flowers. If I said 'I saw these & thought you'd like 'em (without mentioning the accident blackspot they came from) then it might work-out ok.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

To hide the stench of their cunt

Put that on the card that comes with.

"Because your gash stinks of shit."

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

A random flower on a random day will get you pussy faster than you think. I did the math.

Small dick energy. They like bottles of wine and chocolates, the gluttonous whores.

 

[WheresMiGunFawk]

Put that on the card that comes with.

"Because your gash stinks of shit."

It's criminal how underused the word gash is.

 

[guest]

My grandpa tells me when credit cards were becoming a 'thing' like in the 1960s/70s and if a woman shopper (even if a regular customer) suddenly bought something huge/expensive, a decent store clerk would have to speak on the phone with the husband that he approves this purchase.

the good old days

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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Small dick energy. They like bottles of wine and chocolates, the gluttonous whores.

Wait, i like bottles of wine and chocolates!

I also think flowers are just delightful.

 

[guest]

the good old days

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live audience coughing and shit...simpler times, but that clip is PERFECT. Feminism got the banks to bend and now the roles might actually be the reverse (at least for niggers).

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Getting gifts for a woman is queer, fuck outta here with that

I gotta fawkin gift for ya, A-GOOOOOOOSH

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

I kinda like watering my flowers to be fawkin honest witcha. It's wholesome.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

big fan of da tulips tbqfhwy #DutchBoySummer

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Flowers are gay and fucking women is gay. There’s nothing more masculine than two high testosterone fellas packing each others assholes with cum, imagine buying flowers and then sticking your dick in a gross floppy vagina and thinking you’re not a faggot lol

 

[guest]

Flowers are gay and fucking women is gay. There’s nothing more masculine than two high testosterone fellas packing each others assholes with cum, imagine buying flowers and then sticking your dick in a gross floppy vagina and thinking you’re not a faggot lol

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Put that on the card that comes with.

"Because your gash stinks of shit."

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