Why are parts of the Grand Canyon forbidden from public access?

[Toast]

Stay off'em our land white devils! - something some drunk probably said over the matter.

 

[NoBacon]

It's probably just a bunch of stupid dirt and rocks

It’s demons, it’s what all of the ancients warned about

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

It’s demons, it’s what all of the ancients warned about

You don't believe in that kind of stuff. You're a sophisticated modern man

 

[NoBacon]

You don't believe in that kind of stuff. You're a sophisticated modern man

I am, and very handsome - correct, but I still know what I’m saying is true

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I am, and very handsome - correct, but I still know what I’m saying is true

Nah.

 

[despacito69]

I have watched the testimony of ex Raytheon employees disclose to congress they have crazy weapons stations that control weather, lasers that can target certain targets and unharm others, and some kind of frequency weapon shit that scrambles brains and can cause confusion or cancer.

It was after Havana syndrome was known, but before Maui and cloud seeding was acknowledged, and it matches with what Gary Nolan was investigating.

All of these things are fascinating to me, but 99% of people don’t care at all and just want to watch porn.

"Jewish ninja space lazers burned Hawaii down" aaaaallllllllllrighty then. I was gonna bring up actual stuff like the pre-clovis archeological sites in the southwest but I'll let you get back to spazzing over aliens and Blacks. Interesting how your go-to fill in the blank activity is porn, you wouldn't happen to be projecting, would you?

 

[Child..]

"Jewish ninja space lazers burned Hawaii down" aaaaallllllllllrighty then. I was gonna bring up actual stuff like the pre-clovis archeological sites in the southwest but I'll let you get back to spazzing over aliens and Blacks. Interesting how your go-to fill in the blank activity is porn, you wouldn't happen to be projecting, would you?

^^ quaint/multifaceted.

 

[Sean Baird]

^^ quaint/multifaceted.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Stay off'em our land white devils! - something some drunk probably said over the matter.

The forbidden zone is filled with empty Listerine bottles.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m sure part of it is to hide some nefarious shit but there’s also probably a need to keep the Joe Cumia’s of the world restricted to low risk areas so he doesn’t accidentally slip on a banana peel and fall
off the side of a canyon.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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The explanations seem reasonable enough

It’s my right as an American to be able to cross the prehistoric bridge made of pine trees! What are they hiding?!

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

While we're at it why won't the government let me go into active forest fires or the caldera of a volcano? Why can't I just waltz into a prison or a baby prison (school) unannounced?

 

[aRTie02150]

You're not allowed because it's where the government stores migrants.

 

[Chive Turkey]

They won't even let former governors in.

You're not allowed because it's where the government stores migrants.

If only.