Why are films so dark and miserable and shitty looking now? You can't even see what the fuck's going on.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Goddammit. Where do middle aged white women go to learn this dumb style of dancing? Kim Cattrall had already perfected the goofy white woman dance back in Police Academy and Mannequin. She's been bugging me since ´84.

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That being said, I'm not opposed to give Kirsten 310 pumps. I bet she'll get me a healthy snack after I bust.

I HATE Kim Cattrall. I think she's always looked like an old lady too.

 

[Imager]

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I looked up this stupid scene because I don't even remember it despite watching the movie when it came out and it reminded me of what an absolute piece of ass Kirsten Dunst was back then...

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Now she looks like this...

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I hate you, Dougie. I hate you so much.

I hope the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future haunt you this Christmas.

I hope those ghosts rape him.