Why are cyclists such faggots?

[alkiefuck2]

fawk yeah. It also can carry my bowling ball to the lanes!

What's your favourite side dish? I love the curly fries with some BBQ sauce dip, also fond of garlic mayo! #Ruizing

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

This was pretty dickish...

Usually I think the cyclist homos have a point when people walk/drive/park and leave their car in a cycle lane, but he was a complete dickhead here. The guy was sitting in the car so whatever he was doing was a temporary stop and cycle queer could have just gone around him instead of banging on his car and being an aggressive little faggot about it.

 

[Toast]

I fawkin hate the suburban cyclists. I get to see my tax dollars go to putting in big asphalt bike trails for the cyclists for them only to bike next to it on the road anyways. And it's always like between 10am and 2pm they are out riding. Are they all just rich cunts that don't have to work a day job?

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

I can't imagine not losing my shit on somebody for banging on my vehicle at all. One of the first times on the subreddit when everyone was like "Abe's kind of a psychotic piece of shit" was because I posted about how I roughed up some teenager for flicking a cigarette at my car. I didn't beat his ass or anything, I just threw him on the ground and kept pushing him back down with my foot when he'd try to get up. He had a friend with him who just straight up ran away and left him there lol. Faggot kid.

Good call, Mr. Vigoda. Never disrespect a man's car because you might just end up with a receipt for it.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Fawking love riding my e-bike and cant wait for the weather to warm up! Saves $$$ in gas, fun and I get some exercise. Fawk the haters.

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Found the guy with a DUI.

 

[Curator]

I thought this was about motorcycle owners. Loud bike attention seekers who play dress up and have a club.
Ewwww faggots I'm surprised they are considered tough guys.

 

[sumant28]

I’m a vegan

 

[TorpidSloth]

They're the worst in England, and they're always the same type of Guardian-reading, public sector management type of cunt too. They're bad enough in cities, but they're the worst on narrow country roads in the summer. They literally cause traffic jams because they'll be peddling slowly uphill intentionally positioning themselves near the middle of the road so cars can't easily overtake them. Then you eventually do get past them and they always look the same. Jeremy Vine/Corbyn types with a smug/defiant look on their cunting faces. It should be legal to run at least one over a month.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Good call, Mr. Vigoda. Never disrespect a man's car

And never sit on another man's bike.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I frequently wish bad things on cyclists.