Who's smarter, Pat or Joe?

[guest]

Pat
-josiahtapes lol, + boston globe reporter
-1488 you will never find me
-mentioned cyberterrorists in a court of law
-triangulate location by cracking tor end nodes (with blackhaTs)
-siphoned PPP loans, some form of disability checks, likely tax fraud
-posts picture of guns to threaten people online
-can't get a book contract because of fighting trolls
----doesn't acknowledge obesity, alcoholic.
-conservative patriot???
[SIZE=18px]-can't leave it alone[/SIZE]

Joe
-published big apple ranch emails, unknowingly
-talked shit about nana on reddit throwaway
--mentioned cyberterrorists in a court of law
-triangulate location with reddit backtracing
-siphons 60k off his brother annually
-posts picture of guns to threaten people online
-lost "thousands" in canceled gigs because of fighting trolls
------acknowledges obesity, alcoholic
-conservative patriot???
[SIZE=18px]-left it alone?[/SIZE]

 

[Brooke Shields]

I can guarantee Joe had a better GPA than Patrick, only because you cannot get lower than a 1.7

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Joe, not even close. Just by virtue of looking into a lawsuit and immediately knowing it wasn’t worth it. Bonus points for peoples court victory and the Barnes and noble incident.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Joe smacked a woman with a frying pan. Good bloke.

 

[Ladynyahh]

It's a tough one, genuinely. Both are dumb, but I think Joe might be a touch dumber.

 

[random]

Joe is a retard but he is still significantly more intelligent than Pat.

 

[guest]

Joe can atleast win court cases...

 

[guest]

Definitely Joe. He's a retard but he worked out what the average retard who posts on here (I include myself in this) would work out after 1-12 months = stop responding and they'll stop texting you every day.

Fat still hasn't made that leap. In 4 years. And the proof that he's profoundly retarded? Not only does he think that makes him smarter/better...he's 1000s of dollars in debt because of it. Haha.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I can guarantee Joe had a better GPA than Patrick, only because you cannot get lower than a 1.7

Definitely agree, Joe would have at least tried to cheat.

 

[guest]

Definitely agree, Joe would have at least tried to cheat.

Also, Joe's truancy/chronic absence would be just to chill and fawkin, with many other reprobates and whores.

Pat skipped school to play DonkeyKong on Nintnendo or some other pathetic beta shit.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The fact that we don't really bother Joe much anymore is because he's smarter.

 

[Jizz]

Brother Joe is way smarter. Brother Joe had to drop out in middle school so that he could hustle and earn money to support his siblings because Joe Sr couldnt hold down a job. So what if he isn't book smart and doesn't know about the electoral college, who fawking cares?

 

[NoBacon]

Joe Cumia beat some RESPECT into his WHORE ex wife, with a frying pan. God bless.

 

[guest]

Joe's actually really good at guitar and bass. Has a sense of humor. Some self awareness.

Pat is just brain damaged and deranged.

 

[Jenna]

Brother Joe is way smarter. Brother Joe had to drop out in middle school so that he could hustle and earn money to support his siblings because Joe Sr couldnt hold down a job. So what if he isn't book smart and doesn't know about the electoral college, who fawking cares?

I agree, Joe isn't book smart but he's got some street smarts. If it wasn't for Ant's radio money, he would have found a way to hustle for a roof over his head and less knockoff Chinese guitars.

 

[UnPRePared]

I don't like either, but Joe. Joe is much smarter.

He stopped. That's all it took, and I never thought he'd get that, but he really did.

I miss those days though. That was the peak.

 

[Opesterino]

Joe > Pat

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Joe > Pants Shitting Tard

 

[1073waaf]

Joe is a better writer, that’s for sure.

 

[guest]

Pat
-josiahtapes lol, + boston globe reporter
-1488 you will never find me
-mentioned cyberterrorists in a court of law
-triangulate location by cracking tor end nodes (with blackhaTs)
-siphoned PPP loans, some form of disability checks, likely tax fraud
-posts picture of guns to threaten people online
-can't get a book contract because of fighting trolls
----doesn't acknowledge obesity, alcoholic.
-conservative patriot???
[SIZE=18px]-can't leave it alone[/SIZE]

Joe
-published big apple ranch emails, unknowingly
-talked shit about nana on reddit throwaway
--mentioned cyberterrorists in a court of law
-triangulate location with reddit backtracing
-siphons 60k off his brother annually
-posts picture of guns to threaten people online
-lost "thousands" in canceled gigs because of fighting trolls
------acknowledges obesity, alcoholic
-conservative patriot???
[SIZE=18px]-left it alone?[/SIZE]


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For all of the bovine’s hilarious faults only one of these not so closeted blowhards took the Redditards to court and won.