Who's gonna get the bodycam?

[guest]

If Dan brings it here I would vow to never Danpost again

 

[guest]

I'm already getting antsy for that footage. It's a legitimately think it'll top everything - Josiah #5, Joe's court appearance, Antwan Cumia etc.

Just imagining the pig rolling around in his Star Wars robe with his 2 incher exposed, squealing about injustice is fucking hilarious. Seeing it in HD video is going to be incredible. The day we get that footage should be declared a national holiday.

I've thought we topped out with Pat so many times it's really amazing he keeps giving us more and more laughs

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[guest]

I can't wait. The sperg out we heard, a lot of people here think it's after he was uncuffed. The freak out when he's actually being cuffed must be amazing.

Don’t cuff me, bro!

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I can't wait. The sperg out we heard, a lot of people here think it's after he was uncuffed. The freak out when he's actually being cuffed must be amazing.

 

[guest]

If Dan brings it here I would vow to never Danpost again

I would also promise this and then go back on my promise.

 

[guest]

I would also promise this and then go back on my promise.

Your book means OOOGATZ to me!!!!

 

[guest]

Your book means OOOGATZ to me!!!!

Now I’ll kindly do you a favor and get the fuck outta this thread!

 

[A House Nigger]

Dan wants it the most.

I guarantee Dan believes that if he gets it first and releases it, we’ll welcome him back and all will be forgiven

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

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You kind of fucked all this up for us, though.

 

[JebJoh]

Aren’t there any security cameras on any of those houses in that area? Maybe a ring doorbell across the street so you can recreate the events of that night?

 

[Volkov]

I guarantee Dan believes that if he gets it first and releases it, we’ll welcome him back and all will be forgiven

Can you give me a quick rundown on the Dan situation? I always hated that cunt but people here would protect him whenever I'd call him out on his faggotry.

 

[A House Nigger]

Can you give me a quick rundown on the Dan situation?

no, no I can’t.

 

[guest]

Can you give me a quick rundown on the Dan situation? I always hated that cunt but people here would protect him whenever I'd call him out on his faggotry.

Thats coz youre a pussy faggot. I dealt with the same pushback but didnt give up because Im not a pussy piece of shit. You fucking cocksucker. "I tried making fun of him but everyone defended him!! " you should be gutted, FAGGOT

 

[Jenna]

Can you give me a quick rundown on the Dan situation? I always hated that cunt but people here would protect him whenever I'd call him out on his faggotry.

So Dan's forum besties are Snake and Mewler, and others in this dozen or so "inner circle" that coordinated Apostlegate and other major things. Dan starts a podcast and invites his BFFs Snake and Mew to be on the very first episode. People shit on Snake's retarded Philly accent, he leaves, people start to shit on Dan & Mew. Dan deludes himself into believing he is our leader, does the mistake of telling Snake he never found him funny. Snake's heart is broken.

Snake doxxes Dan and tells him never to return, much like a scorned wife would tell her ex-husband. Everyone makes fun of Dan's dox even though his wife is out of his league, she's great at keeping a house clean, and she's calling him mi amor on her social media posts. So yeah, once again a member of the "inner circle" thinks they're too important to receive criticism from other users. Because they'll dox you! So I've been giving Snake the 1997 Toyota Tacoma treatment because none of you get to banish anyone from this community.

He hasn't been showing up in Dan threads in LitCrit anymore. All he has to do is welcome Dan back and I'll stop. I'm such a cute mongoose.

 

[Stent]

tells him never to return, much like a scorned wife would tell her ex-husband

Best I can do is a fat cuck telling the cops to leave.