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Who's Going to Metallica in Philly this Weekend?
- Thread starter Roslyn Heights Biter
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I’m in Philadelphia right now so I think I might check it out and see if I can find Danny.
You won’t though you’re a giant fat trucker who he can beat up easily. You’ll want a picture like it’s 2007. You’re also a weak little bitch who only listened on YouTube and lives with your mom so.
Danny will likely be backstage with slash
Wrong band.
Hey Danny, this is a picture of me. I’ll be looking for you, jew boy.
As an upstate logger (retarded) and fat joyless hotdog salesperson, I could only dream of traveling southward to see this rock and roll troupe.
But alas, my duty calls.
But alas, my duty calls.
Danny must be so excited! Do you think he'll be attending with friends?
Would be a giggle to watch him try to catfight middle-aged paunchy Axl.
Danny will be in the PIT, BRO!
Of course, he will. He always does everything better than us!
Because we are all broke haters
I don't think you are retarded. You should think better of yourself
I know a few dudes going to this. I've given them two pictures of Danny, one with his faggoty battle jacket, and one without. You're done, bud.
Once they hit the lights there'll be no remorse, Shortest Straw.
Once they hit the lights there'll be no remorse, Shortest Straw.
Oh he’s going to say something. He will be screaming what punk did that he’s going to fuck them up. Then when you present your superior 5’6 height to him, he will scream he’s calling the police. The Steve C treatment.
I wonder how many fans he will annoy with his superior attitude?