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Who’s been owned the hardest here?

Biggest loser

  • Shane Noakes (stabbed in the butthole with a butter knife)

    Votes: 12 12.6%
  • Chris Dettone (he was smart enough to run away crying)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wacky Jacky and her delusions of grandeur

    Votes: 3 3.2%
  • Pat and his $32,000 loss

    Votes: 80 84.2%

  • Total voters
    95

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Patty's been rake stepping for five fucking years
perhaps longer den dat

Its hard to argue against Pat.
He pretty much had the equivalent of his entire Literary career earnings taken from him for being a stupid oaf.
The persona he has cultivated since getting owned by PCJ has been torn apart and exposed as a fat retarded dork's power fantasy.
his brain is now so waterlogged I doubt he could even write a book anymore.

He is the uncle rico of sci fi authors.
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

Fine Hatian Cuisine
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17,983
perhaps longer den dat

Its hard to argue against Pat.
He pretty much had the equivalent of his entire Literary career earnings taken from him for being a stupid oaf.
The persona he has cultivated since getting owned by PCJ has been torn apart and exposed as a fat retarded dork's power fantasy.
his brain is now so waterlogged I doubt he could even write a book anymore.

He is the uncle rico of sci fi authors.
You know what, it never really occurred to me that he started acting like this online after the Lappening

What that must have done to his brain is incredible
 

BoomerSperg

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24,314
To compare a guy who deleted his social media to someone who has to pay almost $50,000 specifically because of the trolls is a little bit unfair, no?

Shane lives in literal poverty and uses a charity dentist and his life is undeniably better than Pat’s.
Sure Shane might be an obese mentally retarded welfare leech, but at least he enjoys his video games occasionally, in between butter knife sodomy.

All pat does is tweet.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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78,563
Obviously Patrick, but Shane Noakes got it pretty bad too. He set himself and his frontbutt gf up to be brutally bullied and then claimed it didn't bother him through his tears of rage.
Nobody can compare with Pat's devastating series of legendary L's but when it comes to these dummies Shane pretty much lost everything that mattered to him because he couldn't leave it alone. Now where can he pretend he is actually extremely smart and successful?
 

Milk74

I'm black Irish
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Nobody can compare with Pat's devastating series of legendary L's but when it comes to these dummies Shane pretty much lost everything that mattered to him because he couldn't leave it alone. Now where can he pretend he is actually extremely smart and successful?
What? Did I miss something? Because I swear that bovine had nothing to lose by the time we met him.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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78,563
What? Did I miss something? Because I swear that bovine had nothing to lose by the time we met him.
Well he lost his social media presence which was the only thing he had that mattered to him. The disgusting barn animal he called his girlfriend also went on KF and said he pays her to be his "gf" and trashed him too. It's all relative.
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
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20,658
James Buckley or something? Or was he the pretend nigger
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