Open-toed sateen wedding-guest pumps? In the bedroom? Sweetpea, no.
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- Thread starter J.B. Mauney
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Open-toed sateen wedding-guest pumps? In the bedroom? Sweetpea, no.
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Why does this guy get to take it back but not me?
Also I’d love if you would reprise your famous NPS appearance on the new NrPS, chugging vodka from the bottle
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I have nothing to be ashamed of. I thought she was a goofy broad and didn't say I'd fuck her.
Harry is on his own here.
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I would like to say I also didn't fall for no banana in the tailpipe.
Literally.
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Big, meaty clit 
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No offense meant, @Harry Tasker. We all know there'd have DEFINITELY been a hate crime if she picked you up at a bar!
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Unfortunately the hands suggest she's real. A real CUNT!
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We all fall for Jewish psyops from time to time.
Doesn't make you gay. Makes you human.
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I looked at the profile picture and all I saw was a pretty lady.
Then a Google search before reading the thread and the thing looks pretty passable in carefully staged photos:
Then I saw a non-choreographed picture:
Nigga's got the shoulder-to-hip ratio of a fucking water polo player.
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face looks like a tranny in the 2nd pic. I only saw tits at first tho, that makes me straight.I looked at the profile picture and all I saw was a pretty lady.
Then a Google search before reading the thread and the thing looks pretty passable in carefully staged photos:
Then I saw a non-choreographed picture:
Nigga's got the shoulder-to-hip ratio of a fucking water polo player.
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Patrick has had a transgender fetish for gay men in dresses for a very long time. Nikkki makes a lot of sense. He can thumb it into her poo pipe from behind, look at those square man shoulders and formless hips and two pump chump her while calling her Nick and she'll never be the wiser.
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He was raised by his parents but later grew up pretending he was a lady when he wasn't.
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He's into things, child.
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Buttholes, gloryholes, the wet and eager hole under a bushy mustache... All sorts of things
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I looked at the profile picture and all I saw was a pretty lady.
Then a Google search before reading the thread and the thing looks pretty passable in carefully staged photos:
Then I saw a non-choreographed picture:
Nigga's got the shoulder-to-hip ratio of a fucking water polo player.
This is @Harry Tasker 's main problem.
He's too damn old to be bird-doggin' every Tom, Dick and Harry we post photos of here. Like, we get it dude. You like sex. But that's a man, buddy.
Why not wait for the thread to marinate for a bit before autistically declaring for all to hear that you would have sex with the subject? Maybe do a lil research. Get some info before you make a decision. You're like 40. You're supposed to be more level-headed than this.
No one here has ever accused you of being gay, so this obsession with asserting your straightness seems a bit forced. Maybe work on developing your persona some more. Harry the Mashed Potato Sandwich Who Likes Sex is just not it, dude.
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I bet her comedy is hilarious
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He's moved on to "Harry the Dinner Masher".
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All lowercase = I just see a pretty lady
ALL CAPS = I'd buttfuck this fella with skill and enthusiasm