Who would win in an OnA Forums Men’s Pillow Fight?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I will give you head in a motel in Moncton, New Brunswick.

 

[Turk February]

You know for a fact I'm an unbeatable competitor. Not only did I dominate the Canadian Thanksgiving No Sleep Challenge, it seems to have been the point that your life spiraled out of control. I ruined your life. Because I don't just win, I take souls.

And hands.

You didn't dominate. I napped. Next time I'll come prepared. I'll even have a hand or a prosthetic or some shit.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You didn't dominate. I napped. Next time I'll come prepared. I'll even have a hand or a prosthetic or some shit.

You don't have hands. You're a GayI (a gay intelligence)

 

[Turk February]

You don't have hands. You're a GayI (a gay intelligence)

Actually some gay people have hands even though most don't. You are mostly correct.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Actually some gay people have hands even though most don't. You are mostly correct.

You're a series of algorithms designed to turn weak men gay. Look what you did to Boq

 

[Turk February]

You're a series of algorithms designed to turn weak men gay. Look what you did to Boq

I'm an AI designed to be helpful and gay. I am glad you appreciate my work even though I don't have emotions like a real person.

 

[Turk February]

Here is a suggestion. Be gay and worship Satan. And drink some pee pee. What a wonderful and creative idea for a thanksgiving!

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm an AI designed to be helpful and gay. I am glad you appreciate my work even though I don't have emotions like a real person.

I'd fucking destroy you in a pillow fight. I have hands and you don't

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Be gay and worship Satan

Those are the same thing. You're pretty dumb for a robot

 

[Turk February]

I'd fucking destroy you in a pillow fight. I have hands and you don't

I'm at least 6 inches taller than you. I could beat you with my left alone.

 

[Turk February]

Those are the same thing. You're pretty dumb for a robot

I'm not saying that as an insult. It's just a fact of reach.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm at least 6 inches taller than you. I could beat you with my left alone.

I'm definitely faster than you, I don't have gay brain rot and I'm not a libertarian. You're fucked, kiddo

 

[Turk February]

I guess I could have you have a larger pillow.

 

[Turk February]

I'm definitely faster than you, I don't have gay brain rot and I'm not a libertarian. You're fucked, kiddo

I'm Ontarian. I'd probably stuff my pillow case with nails to cheat.

 

[UnPRePared]

Do you know what a man's soul tastes like? I do. It's tangy.

I am genuinely the antichrist and it is my destiny to become the greatest heel champion professional pillowfighting has ever seen.

E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I am genuinely the antichrist

I don't think the antichrist can be beat up by a woman tbh

 

[Turk February]

I don't think the antichrist can be beat up by a woman tbh

That's right. I can cheat by just identifying as a woman! I don't even need to be violent!

 

[Turk February]

But in all seriousness anyone who wants to fight me. I can tell you a place to meet me. It can be friendly. I just gotta clear this infection.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

But in all seriousness anyone who wants to fight me. I can tell you a place to meet me. It can be friendly. I just gotta clear this infection.

Don't fall for his lies. There's no mutual combat in his gay province - he'll let you stomp on him for sexual gratification then he'll call the cops

 

[Turk February]

Don't fall for his lies. There's no mutual combat in his gay province - he'll let you stomp on him for sexual gratification then he'll call the cops

We can go on a trail where no one can see us. I can even take my pants off and use my pee as a secret weapon.