Who was drunk texting piggy last night?

[guest]

fess up now and the judge will be lenienT with your senTence

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The atalker isn't wrong, Pat.

Also, the Dakotas aren't one big Dakota, retard. They're separate states. They have the same number of senators as any other. I'm Canadian, you asshole. Why do I know this and you don't?

 

[guest]

Which felony is this again?

Edit: Oh, I remember now. The redacted text is "autistic tards."

I just now told Patrick we'd be sharing our text convos with the SFWA mailing list and it seems he preemptively released this to scare me.
I ain't shook, Fats. I have the whole conversation without your responses omitted.

 

[guest]

Jesus, did he really censor the word retard?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, "I'm sorry this keeps happening, maaaaahn." Are ya? Thank fuck. Your empty, limp-dicked apology makes all the difference.

 

[guest]

"I've fucked more people than the population of the Dakotas."

What a crass disgusting thing to say publically, having a wife and all. Just a gross pig.

 

[Phish]

Jesus, did he really censor the word retard?

I thought it mightve said “africans” lol. Its like the Mad Libs version of Fats text exchanges.

 

[guest]

Found on r/SouthDakota

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He's trying to say he raped the entire population of all the reservations in north and south Dakota. Pretty disrespectful if you ask me.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Jesus, did he really censor the word retard?

Didn't he call it the "r word" in Josiah Tape 5?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Jesus, did he really censor the word retard?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm also not sure why a guy from fucking Wisconsin gets to talk down about other states. Ooh, they have sports teams. Fucking Detroit does too and it's a dilapidated shithole. Outside of sports (which nobody from Wisconsin would actually get off their ass to play) the state is known for cheese and dumb, obese fuckin rubes. The type of people who wear Captain America shirts and order scrambled eggs in France. My mother calls scrambled eggs "tard eggs."

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I'm also not sure why a guy from fucking Wisconsin gets to talk down about other states. Ooh, they have sports teams. Fucking Detroit does too and it's a dilapidated shithole. Outside of sports (which nobody from Wisconsin would actually get off their ass to play) the state is known for cheese and dumb, obese fuckin rubes. The type of people who wear Captain America shirts and order scrambled eggs in France. My mother calls scrambled eggs "tard eggs."

He looks at it as twitter followers/populations numbers, if you tell him that you are from NYC and he lives in flyover shit hole with retarded backward ways he will have no comment

 

[Brooke Shields]

Jesus, did he really censor the word retard?

surprised he didn't censor 1.7GPA

 

[OpieRadio]

I'm sorry this keeps happening man.

I wonder if this goon realizes fatty has never changed his number

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Vermont has a smaller population than either of the Dakotas. He'd been fine with Vermont and New Hampshire being one state, right? Delaware and Rhode Island are only slightly more populated than South Dakota. Delaware could join New Jersey and Rhode Island could join Connecticut. I'm sure he'd agree to that, right?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Look, everyone. People are bullying me, a grown man, again. Take pity on me, I'm pathetic."

 

[Udders]

I can't say I disagree with this particular stlaker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Dont apologize to the hypocrite compulsive liar

 

[guest]

I thought it mightve said “africans” lol. Its like the Mad Libs version of Fats text exchanges.

It definitely ends in a 'ds'. Someone said it was autistic tards, I don't know why he would censor that other than the fact that he's a fat dimwit with a 1.2 GPA (gym doesn't count, fatty).