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That would be me.
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Who is your biggest piece of shit or loser relative that you only see around the holidays?
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It'd be my younger wigger/hick hybrid cousins if I went to the family functions. The rest of my cousins are mostly overachievers and went to really good universities and have awesome jobs. I'm a highschool dropout idiot but at least I'm doing better than the wiggers. They're constant fuckups. The older one recently somehow totaled his sister's boyfriend's parent's really nice truck. He didn't get a scratch on him of course. The faggot glides through life fucking people over on the regular and facing no repercussions.
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Congratulations on getting through middle school. That must have been tough on you.
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Hey serious question how much should it cost to clean one room?
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Congratulations on not being a successful rapper, FUCKFACE.
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I walked right into that one
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I don't know I've never hired a cleaner. I'd say like $100.
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They were gunna bill me 1500. I told them to fuck off.
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That seems fucking ridiculous. Did they see the space they were supposed to clean or is that just their rate?
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A guy came into my room and evaluated.
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Lmao
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Fuck off you ass. I'll beat you to death with my Melodica which I think I may have broken sleepwalking.
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It's so funny.
"So, how much is this going to run me?"
*looks around at piles of filth*
"One million dollars."
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I have an important update. My melodica is not broken. Despite being on the floor.
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Who gets to keep the deposit returns on the Busch Light cans?
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I've lost like 3 lighters but never lost the short mouth piece. My brain is weird.
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I bet there's a dookie on your floor somewhere that you haven't even noticed and the guy saw it.
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I don’t have nightmare stories about holiday get togethers so I must be the scumbag…
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I only give sincere ho-lee-shits unless it's a nana-centric topic. Those ho-lee-shits are in the general spirit of Nana's awful life