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Xiaoma? He’s not white, he’s Jewish.
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Who is the Least Funny Race/ethnic Group?
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Abe and I are doing all the heavy lifting there
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Rare w.
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I’m not sure which of the slants is the unfunniest, but in my experience Flips are pretty hilarious.
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Hands down, unfunny cold people that love policies over humor
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Germans were pretty funny, and I’ll give you 6 million reasons why.
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Funniest: Scots.
Least funniest: Indians. I mean, it's funny when they're hit by trains and mauled by tigers, but that's not them trying to be funny.
Least funniest: Indians. I mean, it's funny when they're hit by trains and mauled by tigers, but that's not them trying to be funny.
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Scots were technically created by the Irish like Jamaicans. The Egyptian Quenn Scotia is buried in Kerry.
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THIS faggot is Italian and looks it and he's hilarious.
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Agree on the Scots. Knew an old blind Scottish Navy guy. Particularly hilarious. Every single thing he said was funny whether he meant it to be or not and it's not just the accent. He just said shit funny. He'd also always successfully fake me out and make me believe that he isn't actually blind. His wife would give me shit for humoring him. He was like fully, everything-is-darkness blind.
My family is Norwegian and Scottish. Heavy on the Norwegian but I recently found out that most of my mom's side of the family is more Scottish than I realized. There's one prevalent German name in there and it threw me off.
It makes sense. All my best friends are of Scottish descent. I also hang out with my best friends' parents and aunts and uncles, like even without my friends being present because we all actually like eachother and it doesn't seem weird at all because everything is laughs. I consider my buddy's 53 year old uncle one of my best friends. That broad I dated who stabbed me is Scottish. Like, actually from Scotland and still has an accent that she tries to hide and as much as I hate her AND think women aren't funny, she's one of the funniest people I've ever met.
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An old Scotsman I knew was an avid photographer, maybe a pervert in hindsight. Anyway, he claimed he went to a camera store, found a camera he liked, and haggled it down. After they agreed on a price, the clerk said "you know, you actually got it for less than cost price" and the reply was "yeah well, I still think I'm being ripped off anyway".
They must have the worst food of any race, though. Truly despicable.
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The stereotype is that the Germans are not funny, but Er Ist Wieder Da? is a really funny movie. It's on Netflix and last time I checked it was on Youtube.
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They really do live up to the stereotype of being penny-pinching penny-pinchers though. And they're not even jews.
The one Christmas or something I met my ex's family, I literally couldn't understand a fucking word out of her grandfather's mouth, and they all actualltly had a long conversation about haggis. I always thought haggis was like a Scottish stereotype thing that no one actually liked. Apparently the haggis you can get here is different. I looked it up. You know what's different? It doesn't have lung meat in it. Gotta have the sheep lung in the mix or it's not legit.
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Lungmeat Haggison. Atchyo soivice, nigga.
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One of my friends is Welsh and he swears haggis is great. I've never eaten oatmeal and thought, "you know what would improve this? All the garbage parts that are better suited for a dog."
But even if it were great, it doesn't excuse the deep-fried everything. Scotch whiskey is of course great though. Irn-Bru's a good drink I suppose.
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Brothers (that's what I call my black friends) are funny because they make fun of women.
Meanwhile in Britain.
Meanwhile in Britain.
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Haggis is fucking delicious and I say that as someone who didn't grow up with it. It gets a bad rap because muh organ meats in stomache, but what do dummies think sausage is made out of? Everything sounds gross if you boil it down to its most clinical definition. You'd never want to eat mushrooms or anything fermented again if you did the same shit for them.
The irony is that haggis is easily one of the mildest offal dishes, because of all the oats, spices and more 'muscley' organ meats. The average tube of liverwurst is more funky than haggis.