Who is the dumbest person that you know?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Anyone who says me will be blocked and reported to admin.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Bonnie McFarlane's sister?
Actually, the dumbest functioning person I knew was a friend who died about 20 years ago. He was so much fun to be around, but he was straight stupid
He'd do anything on a dare too, he once rode a bike down a busy road naked

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One of my best friends is basically a retard that my other friend and I care for. He keeps getting dumber every day. I never pick up the phone when he calls anymore because he annoys the shit out of me.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I have a (now former) friend who always falls for the dumbest get-rich-quick schemes. A few years ago he bought into Bitcoin (while it was at its all time high, no less) and he spiraled completely down the retard rabbit hole. Now all he does is incessantly tweet about "glibertarian" nonsense, and spends all his time trying to get Elon Musk to notice his intensely gay tweets. I'd say he's the dumbest person I know, by a decent amount, too.

 

[guest]

One of my wife's cousins is possibly the stupidest person I've ever met. When her kid was still in diapers she thought the sizes correlated to age in months instead of reading the fucking box and seeing that it's based on weight. I guess there was piss and shit going everywhere until one of the aunts went around and asked why the diaper was falling off.

I can see maybe getting confused about the sizing but when it's leaking shit everywhere and five sizes too big you'd think you'd just use a smaller one.

 

[Sue Lightning]

In terms of education my father was fucking retarded. Said he knew he was done with school by 6th grade because he had “learned everything”.

In terms of life experience one of my ex girlfriends from when I was a teenager. Just an absolute fucking retard. Before we even hit 18 she had dated a dude who smoked crack and another one who beat the shit out of her / raped her. Both guys she went back to more than once. Before she even hit 15 she was addicted to pain pills. She’s going to school now to become a doctor. I have no doubt in 10 years shes going to bottom out and be a single parent / addicted to hard drugs.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

CQ_1... but B(o)Q_2 is a close second.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

In terms of education my father was fucking retarded. Said he knew he was done with school by 6th grade because he had “learned everything”.

In terms of life experience one of my ex girlfriends from when I was a teenager. Just an absolute fucking retard. Before we even hit 18 she had dated a dude who smoked crack and another one who beat the shit out of her / raped her. Both guys she went back to more than once. Before she even hit 15 she was addicted to pain pills. She’s going to school now to become a doctor. I have no doubt in 10 years shes going to bottom out and be a single parent / addicted to hard drugs.

She probably had a rough upbringing if I had to take a guess. Correct?

 

[Sue Lightning]

She probably had a rough upbringing if I had to take a guess. Correct?

Beaten by her dad, divorced parents, sexually abused, pillhead mom bringing guys around 24/7. Yeah I would guess so.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I met a lady who didn't know what a clam was, and I was talking about out of the raritan bay. She was very stupid and some sort of jungle mexican.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Actually, the dumbest functioning person I knew was a friend who died about 20 years ago. He was so much fun to be around, but he was straight stupid

Did he die of dumb?

Beaten by her dad, divorced parents, sexually abused, pillhead mom bringing guys around 24/7. Yeah I would guess so.

What about her made her girlfriend material?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bonnie McFarlane's sister?
Actually, the dumbest functioning person I knew was a friend who died about 20 years ago. He was so much fun to be around, but he was straight stupid
He'd do anything on a dare too, he once rode a bike down a busy road naked

We had a buddy like that in high school too. Wild card psycho. He decided to jump in front of a train and kill himself out of absolutely nowhere. Something tells me he didn't think the train would kill him, as he was dumb as shit.

 

[Sue Lightning]

What about her made her girlfriend material?

She jerked me off when I was like 12. Not many other girls at that age were gonna do that.

 

[Coonskin]

I work with this guy who rawdogs whores. He once started pissing blood and instead of going to a doctor he just bought some cranberry juice. Apparently it worked too so idk maybe he’s a shaman

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Did he die of dumb?

What about her made her girlfriend material?

No sadly, just a car accident. We had lost touch for years but a mutual friend told me years later he died

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I've met cats and dogs smarter than Trevor and Cory

 

[TheNanaDook]

My ex got bit by a horse. Why, you ask? Because she stuck her hand in its mouth. Why, you ask? Because she didn’t know horses had teeth. If it wasn’t for her giant tits, i would have wanted nothing to do with her.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I met a guy in grad school who graduated from an Ivy League school. One day he turned to be and said - and I shit you not - "Hey [PeppsiColaRapist], what are people talking about when they say "The Cold War"

 

[Imager]

When I was a kid I knew a boy with a 1.6 GPA who liked to argue with fence posts.

 

[guest]

One of my cousins has to be up there. One of my uncles' only son, I take comfort in the fact that he is nothing like "us" and takes completely after his cunt mother and her people. My uncle knocked her up when he was a young man and the dummy decided to "do the right thing" and marry her - a guy with a doctorate in physics impregnated and put a ring on some peasant hussie whose father and brother both drank themselves to death by 40. Nice male gene pool, stupid.

My cousin is a cautionary tale. A) You can't outrun your genes - he's also a self-destructive shitbag. Only modern medicine has kept him alive so far. B) Never cum in some chick just because she's hot (my aunt was when she was young) and definitely don't marry her if you do.

The cousin has basically failed at everything he's tried because he doesn't know himself at all, and he's like 45. He still has delusions that he's some kind of businessman or salesman who just hasn't had the right breaks. Meanwhile he's actually a really good carpenter and could make a great living doing that, but the retard thinks it's beneath him or something.

His teenage daughter doesn't want to have anything to do with him and he just got divorced a second time, a whopping 18 months after getting married to a really nice woman (his first wife/mother of his kid was a cunt), because she got sick of his whiney overgrown adolescent shit. The guy is built like season 1/2 Tony Soprano and looks like a brutish guy, but is actually a pussy who cries in front of whichever woman he's with all the time and has no self-discipline when it comes to drinking/drugs or partying. He still hasn't figured out that no woman wants a man who cries with any sort of frequency, whatever the bullshit movies say, and no grown woman wants a partner they have to mother.